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Content Warning: Gender Essentialism like _whoa_

Intro: Anne wrote this with a little bit of my help in our last day of Gym. I mostly agree with it. We made it for all the clueless guys out there who need it. Keep in mind that these are her words, not mine. *grin*

Except where I provide the usual annoying comments.

The Truth about Girls:
(The help for guys who are too dumb to figure it out on their own.)

1) Every girl has the potential to be a bitch. It doesn't matter how nice she normally is, how pretty she is, if she goes to church, or even if shes madly in love with you. She will be a bitch at one point or another. Girls are just made to be like that. (Hey!) Oh yeah, and blame it on PMS in your mind if you have to, but if they tell you otherwise, -belive them.

2) Girls want you to be mind readers. They get pissed off at little things you say, the things you do, even the way you walk. The simple solution: Buy your girl roses, take her out to a nice dinner, and then to a chick flick. (unless she doesn't tend to like chick flicks.)

3) All girls like to be romanced to at one point or another. They like to feel special. Look them in the eye when you speak to them. Sing to them. Write them poetry. You could be saying the cheesiest line, but if you look her dead in the eyes, she'll melt. (With laughter! I mean...Yeah...she'll melt...)

4) If a girl really likes you, she'll hug you even if you're sweaty. (especially if she relies on hugs to keep her brain from falling out.)

5) Girls like to complain. They need to vent. Don't take what they say during this time personally. They just need to be angry to get it out oftheir system.

6) All girls have an inner slut that needs to come out. (some girls more then others.) So don't get weirded out if you're practically having sex one night, and she won't let you touch her the next.

7) Girls like it when you know things. Sneakily find out her favorite everything: (Or just take the direct route and ASK her) flowers, candy, color, singer, etc. Use it when buying presents. Also, remember the importants: Birthday, anniverserys, etc. A good way to do this is to write it on the calender then circle/heart it. Girls love that. IMPORTANT: Notice her hair/eye color, and when she cuts her hair/dresses up really nice, comment on how nice she looks.

Annes Disclaimer: This is girls in general. Each girl has her own specific list of a hundred or so personal rules. Good luck.

Kats Disclaimer: In case you didn't guess, this also relatess almost exclusivly to romantic relationships.

P.S. NEVER MENTION WEIGHT AROUND A GIRL!! IF SHE BRINGS IT UP, SHE IS *BEAUTIFUL* JUST THE WAY SHE IS, AND YOU WOULDN'T CHANGE HER FOR THE WORLD!!

~Sorceress/Kat, except it was mostly written by Anne, so her too.

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Original Tags: sexuality, gender, writings, relationships, advice

Content Warning: look, I don't normally do these or respond to my past self, but it's 2020 and I got about three sentences into this before I literally died and my soul left my body to travel back in time and shake past!me. Or in other words, CW: Eugenics oh my god Kat

Heres another one I wrote, due to an interesting comment in my History class.

( Baby Nazism )

~Sorceress/Kat

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Original Tags: selfchat, cloneconvo, children, thoughtstream

One of the funnest games ever, if you play by our house rules, that is.

We don't use the bull or the bear, and we don't use the bell, and we don't worry about the price of each commodity.

Heck, here's the instructions.

Pit-our way!

Materials:
~A pit deck with the amout of commodity sets equal to the amount of people playing.
~Spoons, the amount of which should be two less then the amount of players
~One Big spoon
~A loaded water pistol/spray bottle

Doesn't this look fun already ;-)

Instructions:
1) Dealer shuffles the cards and randomly deals them out, nine to a player. Meanwhile, all the other players arrange the spoons in the center of the table, or as close as they can get, with the big spoon on top.

2) At the dealers signal, each player frantically begins trying to get nine of the same commodity by trading cards with other players.

2a) To trade cards, you take an amount of MATCHING commoditys (like two grains, or three oats) and you trade it with someone who has the same amount by waving the cards around (but not so people can se them) and giving them to another player, who, in turn, gives you their cards.

3) Play continues with everyone swapping cards, until someone has nine of a kind in their hand. It doesn't matter the value of the cards (100, 90, etc) what matters is that they have all nine.

4) That player then (either discreetly or vividly) grabs the big spoon.

5) The second any other player notices the big spoon is gone, they must grab a little spoon as fast as they can. (again, either discreetly or vividly)

5a) Note that there are one less spoons then people. The poor person who doesn't get a spoon has lost. The person who has a big spoon has won.

6) The winner then squirts the loser unmercissly with the water pistol.

7) The person to the dealers left gets the cards to shuffle and deal, and the winner gets to rearrange the spoons in whatever formation they want, provided that they are fairly close to the middle of the table.

8) Repeat steps 1-7 until you grow sick of it.

We played 11 rounds this afternoon. We didn't get a water gun though, because it's cold outside.

It was really great, we had NO sutble spoon grabs. And I managed to win the last round :) plus, I managed to grab a spoon EVERY SINGLE ROUND even if it meant grabing two and acidentally flinging them both at Jeremy, (who I had an allience with (grins)) across the table.

It was a Good Day.

~Sorceress/Kat

Original Tags: rlife, unfiled people-lrhs, games-card, games, cloneconvo-fin, unfiled people, tagged

Have a forward. I sent this to a bunch of my friends since I had nothing better to do.

You know, I hate these. I really do. So why am I sending this to all of you? Because I have nothing better to do.

You know, I could always just update my livejournal, couldn't I?

1. What time is it? 6:18 pm

2. WHAT HAPPENED TO NUMBER 2? A more interesting question would be, What happened to number 1.5?

3. Any nicknames: We try to avoid those, as they mostly play off the feline version of my name. Other then that, I go by Sorceress, Origami, OrigamiSorceress (I sense a theme here) SorceressKat, kdsorceress, Genevera/Gretchen/Discord/Gina/Mallory (what is it with me and charecters whose names start with G?) Kaida, "That crazy chick who dresses oddly", and Malic-I mean, Mallory. Yeah, Mallory. Not Malice. *evil grin*

4. Parent's names: Fred and Lisa. Oh, you mean my REAL parents don't you. and

5. Number of candles that were on your last birthday cake: 14. actually...the last birthday cake I had wasthe one I shared with V, I belive, and that only had 13. I think.

6: Date you blew them out: See above, I think it was sometime in mid September.

7. Any pets? Well, lets see...I have an attention hog named Dmitri, who I love with all my heart. *hugs her computer*, I have a very Bossy cow, I have my Origami Cranes, I have my Lego Pirate Minions, and I have a cat.

8. Any Tattoos? That would be telling...Actually, no, although I draw on myself on a regular basis.

9. How much do you love your job? "What job? No one needs a babysitter anymore"(from Veronica's) Well, let's see...*superior smirk* I have my babysitting, and my TechSys teacher is looking for a good sitter, sooo...And of course, I will never be content with only one job, granted, Babysitting's the only one that pays, but I also manage the Lair, watch AYaW being played on Sluggy.net, write the OotF news, help write LARP's, give out magic cookies, piss of my sibs, draw, write, and in general, entertain myself...Anyway, i really like ALL my jobs.

10. Birthplace- Bawstan...Or for those who don't have the unique accent, Boston

11. Favorite vacation spot? ORIGINS!!!! Or, any LARP played with the Labour Day Weekend crowd.

13. Stolen any traffic signs? I dunno...Are you a cop?

14. Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, and we got to go look at big fruit things that we decided were Monkey Brains.

15. Croutons or Bacon bits? Neither. I don't like crunchy things that fall apart in my salads.

16. 2 door or 4 door car? Actually, I prefer Companions. Dragons score pretty high too.

17. Coffee? No thanks. Soup?

18. Salad Dressing? Ranch!

19. Favorite movies? ooo, they said movieS, as in more then one...The fools...Finding Nemo PotC, LotR, tNBC, MPatHG, Labrynth, The Princess Bride, A zillion Flash Cartoons, anything by Pixar, Disney's animated Robin Hood...

20. Favorite color? Currently I'm grooving on Black, Lime Green, Orange, and Chartruse (but not all at once)

21. Favorite Holiday? My favorite Days of the year are Friday the 13th, February 29th, February 18th, August 28th, August 25th, December 25th, January 1st, December 31st, The whole week between X-mas and New Years, and any ocassion when people give me presents. Oh, and Labour Day Weekend rules! So does any day when I'm at a con.

22. Favorite Foods? Ice Cream, usually. Lemon flavored stuff. Sour Stuff.

23. Favorite day of the week? Wednesday. Why? Darned if I know...

24. Favorite songs? A DDR remix of NeverEndingStory I found, Healing Vision, a DDR remix of Oops I did it again, This really funked up version of the EFNY theme song, Stay on the Happy Side, Too Shy, Anything by Weird Al, the list goes on, and on!

25. Favorite TV Show? TV? Whats that? OH! Thats that weird box thing that people are so fasinated with, isn't it? My favorite "TV shows" are Sluggy Freelance, CRFH, GPF, User Friendly, Spare Parts, Geek Salad, 21st Century Fox, Goats, Homestar Runner.com, Weebl's Stuff, Tailstreak.tk, Irritability, SGVY, Alice!, Something Positive, Penny Arcade (which I only just started) and 1/0 (which has ended). Oh wait, those are all webcomics (with the exception of H*R + Weebl) aren't they?

26. Favorite book? Just one? The Da Vinci Code, Fahrenheit 451, The Killer Angels, Myste Lackey's Valdamar books, Tamora Pirces books, ASOUE, Sabriel, Liriel, and Abhorsen, Artemis Fowl I-III, all the abovementioned Webcomics, The Princess Bride, etc, etc, etc...The list goes on and on and on. Also, anything by Roald Dahl, a multitude of fanfics, Wolf Tower, Chicks in Chainmail, Howl's Moving Castle, The Luckiest Kids in the World, anything I've written, Harry Potter, Pure Dead Magic, The Pirates Mixed Up Voyage, Regarding the Fountain, Letters From Camp, Ella Enchanted, The Glass Slipper, Holes, Zel, Mr. Mysterious and Company, The Redwall books, especially Mariel of Redwall and Pearls of Lutra, more etc...See how many I came up with after I finished writing the first bit? I am such a BookWyrm!

27. Most recently read book? Arrow's Fall by Mercedes (Myste) Lackey

28. Perfume/Cologne? Seeing as I have met people who wear WAY TOO MUCH!!!! I don't wear perfume, and cologne doesn't interest me. I spelled cologne right without looking. I'm so proud of myself!!

29. Favorite scent? There are lots. Paper is good.

30. Favorite Fast Food place? Chick-fil-a

31. When was your last hospital stay? Lesse...When I was 2.5, I stayed in the hospital to have my heart surgery (I have the coolest scar from that!), When I was 8, I fell out of a tree and had to be rushed to the emergancy room where I spent the night, When I was 14, I was sledding and rammed into a pile of dirt, breaking my wrist, and prompting my third hospital stay, only I only had to stay until 11. PM. And I have a feeling that I'm forgetting something really important, but I can't for the life of me remember what...Oh yes, I *didn't* have to go to the hospital when I cracked my head open and bled all over Gail's porch.

32. How many times did you fail your driver's license? I'm 14 for 14. I never have managed to get that test right...Maybe if I actually learned how to drive I'd do better...

33. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? I see myself in Massachusettes. That is a NOFTY state.

34. What do you do when you are bored? You know...stuff.

35. What are your favorite hobbies? Webcomics, GAMES, LARPing, Roleplaying, creating stuff, running around like a loon, DDR, and being myself.

36. Favorite chore? When I must eat the ice cream to keep it from going bad or melting or something. It's a hard chore, but someone must do it!

37. Least favorite chore? Cleaning the Catbox

38. What part of the body do you like massaged? Sholders and the small of my back.

39. Microwave or oven? Depends, If I'm cooking something like spaghettios I like the nuker, but If I'm cooking a human body for instance, I prefer the heat and space of an oven. Oh, and FYI...if you want to destroy the evidence as fast as you can, do at least 1000 degrees for 30 to 40 minutes. If you're trying to make it edible, the best taste comes from cooking the body at 450 degrees for 2 to 3 hours. ummm...not that I'd know...Yeah...This is just hypothetical...Um...I didn't do it!!!

40. Favorite magazine? Weekly World News, best and "truest" news there is. KodT, Dork Tower, Mad Magazine, and highlights.

41. Furthermost place you sent this message? I could send it to Plangkye, who I belive lives in Massachusettes...You know, I think I'll do that. HI PLANGKYE!!! *gives Plangkye a Magus doll, even though she's over him*

42. Who will respond the fastest? I don't know. BritBrit maybe?

43. Least likely to respond? Not KT or V since they did already, Probably not Rohan since I've never seen him respond to one of these EVER, and not Luci-Claire for resons I'm not allowed to disclose.

WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 7:53 PM, but I had to go eat dinner and stuff in the middle!

And that's it. I wrote rather long answers on this just for the hell of it. W00tage!

Anyone who read this the whole way through gets a dohnut. Anyone who didn't get's two.

~Sorceress

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Original Tags: memage, cloneconvo, memage-quizzes, tagged

Blehh. I am really tierd right now, but my inbox is nice and empty looking.

Really empty looking.

As in, I just went from 215 messages, 90 of which were unread to 18 read messages.

Cleaning stuff makes me happy ^_^

ANI: And you aren't cleaning your room, why?...

ummm...because the entire mess in my room is Legos and I'm still working on orginizing those.

ANI: And you aren't doing that right now, why?...

Because my LJ is more fun, and I have an entire audience (what, three people?) who I have to amuse by talking to myself.

AME: Trust me, your not talking to yourself. We definently are not you.

KRIS: Thank God for that. And why would you ground yourself anyway? It makes no sense...

Hush. I've contemplated essentially doing just that, going for a weekend with no social life whatsoever and just Nosce Te Ipsuming.

ANI: You have no respect for Latin, do you?

I have no respect for a lot of languages. They bug me.

AME: I know Spanish and Latin and I'm learning Frenceh and Germen.

Yeah, well you're perfect. I'm not.

AME: TAKE THAT BACK!

*rolls eyes* Fine. You're not perfect. Happy?

ANI: only in MOOP!

What?

ANI: It's not every day you see someone yelling at someone to take back the fact that they called them perfect.

For me to call someone perfect is nearly as bad an insult as for me to call someone a nerd.

AME: What about geek? Thats gotta be pretty bad too, right?

*looks at Ame with utter disbelief* I keep forgetting how new you are. Kris and Ani have been around for 6 or 7 months-at least-but you...

AME: What?

If I am calling someone a geek, It means that I hold them in the highest esteem. It is a great compliment for me to call you a geek.

ANI: longer.

What?

ANI: Me and Kris have been around at least as long as Georgia, and that was what, April of last year?

Spring Break

ANI: yeah, Aprilish. That would be 8 months.

And you were pretty well established even then. Hell, you guys could have been around for a year or more.

AME: I haven't even lived here for two months.

No, you haven't. Bah, curse me and my forgetting of putting dates on the IMPORTANT things.

KRIS: you date every single katectures you've ever done, including the ones that basically have you sitting there cussing out your teachers cause you hate their class, and you FORGET to put the date on that picture of Ame you drew? You ARE pathetic.

Am not *sticks out tongue*

AME: Thats rather cheerful of you...*sneeky smile*

Say anything and I will cheerfully rip your tongue out and hang you with it.

KRIS: *blinks*

ANI: Is that even possible?

*shrugs* Probably not.

AME: *shrugs* You are a bundle of contridictions mah sweet.

Yeah, I am. Lets find something new to talk about.

KRIS: Like how anybody reading this is going to basically be going "huh?"

Yeah, sure. *waves* Hi confused people!

KRIS: Hey, you could look up the final post, that would give you at least a little bit of a clue of how long we've been around.

Yeah, I could...*runs off for a sec* *comes back sheepeshly* um...whats my name on Blogger?

ANI: SorceressKat

Oh yeah.

ANI: and it's called Kats Corner.

I knew that thanks. *scurries off*

No dice, the last post was in June.

KRIS: damm. Agenda book?

Sure! *grabs the eighth grade agenda book and begins flipping through it* ok, I saw some interesting pictures, a rhyming acustic poem of my name, more MPatHG quotes then I will ever need, and this really fun little poem that confused me:

If I was not
Who I am
Then I would be
Somebody
Different from
Who I am
even though
Thats who I'd be
But thats not who
I am
You see?

Good, neither do I.

KRIS: lovely, and?

Ah yes. I found the playing with names where I had the 4 of us from the week of March 24-30.

And I found my first countdown on 29 April. It had schools out, Origins, camp-o-ree, and Session 1.

Oh, and I apperently turned 5000 on May 7th. Hey! And theres something on the Xanth game in there. Apparently me, Veronica, and Billy are enjoying tea and cookies on ENBB, while Jeremy is trying not to lose his mind on Quis, and Rohan is...lost. In some unknown dimension. Thats litterally what it says.

Litterally? Is that like Litter Box?

Only in that I could litterally use one right now. um, I mean, D-hoppers rule! And sending off the enemy with a D-Hopper with the symbols all mixed up *really* rules. *snicker*

oh, phew.

KRIS: why exactly are you amusing yourself by looking through your old agenda book? And what did you mean by "phew"

It's fun, thats why. And I looked and saw something that I *thought* said "write up Artemis Fowl slash" but theres actually a for before the word Slash.

AME: *skeptical* you know someone named Slash?

Yeah, he's my older brother who lives in Nevada. And I was doing little mini book reviews for his website, but I sucked at it.

SLUGGY FREELANCE QUOTES!!!! *tacklehugs the agenda book*

KRIS: oh God...

AME: *raises eyebrows* Is this _normal_ behavior for our Kat?

ANI: No, shes usually a *little* more restrained then that.

[quote="Bun-Bun"]You're starting to grow on me Riff, quit it. [/quote]

Gawd I love that quote.And I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really love Sluggy.

For the poor, poor unknowing souls *pities* Sluggy Freelance is a PHENOMENAL webcomic located at www.sluggy.com

*hugs the beauty that is Sluggy*

Pete Abrams, you are a God. We love you *bows, as any proper sluggite would do*

KRIS: *rolls eyes*

ANI: See what you miss by being a "typical" teen and not obsessing over obscure webcomics?

AME: yeah...I think I'll stay that way. Thanks.

KRIS: me too.

*sticks out her tongue* Heathens!

And I'm starting to go into babble-mode.

ADAM! Leave me your LJ URL. Now.

ANI: Kat! A little kindness goes a l-o-o-o-n-g way.

AME: why do you want it so bad?

Not for the reasons you're thinking of, thanks. I stalk my friends. End of story. Also, it falls under the laws of being Terras Boyfriend *scratches that last bit out* Kat's Friend.

KRIS: You are obsessed...

ONE OVER ZERO RULES!!!

And the law is: You mentioned it, now I want it.

Tra-la!

~OrigamiSorceress/AKAKat

Original Tags: tagged, webcomics-tailsteak, denizens, cloneconvo, quotes, cleaning, webcomics-sluggy, denizens: raka, writings, fangirl, that-other-site-i've-got, writings-archive, webcomics

Hey look at this! I have a Livejournal now.

It is my full intention to keep this as secret as possible and see if people I actually know, like Teh Loona, can find me without my telling them it exists.

Which means that no one may ever read this, but that's ok by me.

Anywho, welcome to MOOP! otherwise known as the journal of Origami Sorceress. That's me, Origami Sorceress, known more commenly as just Sorceress, kdsorceress, Origami, or my RL name.

Yes I do exist in real life.

Whats that? Meet you? Nope. This dosen't mean that I'll never meet anyone I meet online, it just means that I will have to know them pretty darn well beforehand.

Anyway, like I said, I have a LiveJournal now!

HKL

~OrigamiSorceress

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