sorcyress | Entries tagged with whiskers-anne

This time, it's decided to manifest itself into me sending a message to every one of my friends.

afterwards-My other favorite mod of silliness. Yay!
anneroyster-All I have to say to you is that if you're not careful, the chickens will getcha. Remember that.
anvildropper- Woof!
artemisfowl2nd- Meow! Hello original the second.
bobthespirit- I need to read your comic. That seems like a much better solution to doing this. Ah well, eventually. I promise.
chefmike- You haven't updated for a while cause your at some sort of camp, right? Or do I have my wires crossed.
chickenhat-I've always loved your name, you know that right. I mean Chickenhat is just SO awesome sounding.
dark_archer42-You don't exist. I know this because you've NEVER FREAKING POSTED!! EVER!!
dotdorsner-My other favorite mod of silliness!!!! Yay!!
drama_angel3189-You. *Vendetta-esque glare*
dramaqueen7689-I read your little story, and it took you long enough to figure out.
ednoria-I can't babysit your darling child for a month. This sucks!! Hugs to both of you!
fearthemullet-Have you ever posted?
ferretlet-Hello!
flyingiguanas25-*hugs to my older brother*
jannyblue-I'm going to be you when I grow up. Keep that in mind.
kdsorceress-*stabs* Hey! that hurt!
kirby1024-You're one of the few sluggites who I have any idea what you look like.
knotjaguar-I'm going to assume you're kullervo, since you're the one name so far that I don't instantly recognize as someone.
kugelblitz-I am going to have a car just like yours. Mini-Coopers are ROCK-AWESOME!
llefser-My other other favorite ex mod of silliness! Yay!! Waitaminute...I sense a pattern here...
lonebear-I'm sorry about the lasik :-(
madamluna-Have a present! *looks arounf for something to give* uhhh...have some elmers white glue!
mommyrex-I babysit.
moongoddess88-You don't exist much either. What is it with all these people not existing.
ms_hecubus-You exist though, so it's all good.
newtype-See! See!! You ARE a friend. Now.
number_12-Webcomics rule.
pebbles12300426-*sniffle* You're going to California!! Horrible man!
quadrophenic86-*hugs* Yay to my favorite techie-actor. Or alternately, my favorite Florida techie.
saberwing-Eeny Oony Wahnah
scandiamaxie- Purple is a very good colour.
sheisacarnival-Ah! My favorite no-longer-a-senior! I wish I could visit you at Target but I can't.
sildar-The first MD sluggite I ever really chatted with. oddly interesting.
siothaed-ILMA (similar to ILMS but different)
speaker2animals-*pets the big vicious kzinti*
the_grey_mouser-I have one of my friends charecters livejournal on here. God I'm a nerd.
theatrephantom-My sweet little Sarah!
thorog-My favorite random sluggite. You are random! SCORE!
unknown_techie-*steals his BAWLS*
werewulf-*This space left intentionally blank*
whimmydiddle-Good luck finishing up with all the room painting and such

~Sorceress/Kat

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Original Tags: cloneconvo, v, fish, luna, egoboosts, elljay, jannyblue, cloneness, wulfmum, friends, tho

Current Mood: restless
Current Music: None. Bah!

Content Warning: Gender Essentialism like _whoa_

Intro: Anne wrote this with a little bit of my help in our last day of Gym. I mostly agree with it. We made it for all the clueless guys out there who need it. Keep in mind that these are her words, not mine. *grin*

Except where I provide the usual annoying comments.

The Truth about Girls:
(The help for guys who are too dumb to figure it out on their own.)

1) Every girl has the potential to be a bitch. It doesn't matter how nice she normally is, how pretty she is, if she goes to church, or even if shes madly in love with you. She will be a bitch at one point or another. Girls are just made to be like that. (Hey!) Oh yeah, and blame it on PMS in your mind if you have to, but if they tell you otherwise, -belive them.

2) Girls want you to be mind readers. They get pissed off at little things you say, the things you do, even the way you walk. The simple solution: Buy your girl roses, take her out to a nice dinner, and then to a chick flick. (unless she doesn't tend to like chick flicks.)

3) All girls like to be romanced to at one point or another. They like to feel special. Look them in the eye when you speak to them. Sing to them. Write them poetry. You could be saying the cheesiest line, but if you look her dead in the eyes, she'll melt. (With laughter! I mean...Yeah...she'll melt...)

4) If a girl really likes you, she'll hug you even if you're sweaty. (especially if she relies on hugs to keep her brain from falling out.)

5) Girls like to complain. They need to vent. Don't take what they say during this time personally. They just need to be angry to get it out oftheir system.

6) All girls have an inner slut that needs to come out. (some girls more then others.) So don't get weirded out if you're practically having sex one night, and she won't let you touch her the next.

7) Girls like it when you know things. Sneakily find out her favorite everything: (Or just take the direct route and ASK her) flowers, candy, color, singer, etc. Use it when buying presents. Also, remember the importants: Birthday, anniverserys, etc. A good way to do this is to write it on the calender then circle/heart it. Girls love that. IMPORTANT: Notice her hair/eye color, and when she cuts her hair/dresses up really nice, comment on how nice she looks.

Annes Disclaimer: This is girls in general. Each girl has her own specific list of a hundred or so personal rules. Good luck.

Kats Disclaimer: In case you didn't guess, this also relatess almost exclusivly to romantic relationships.

P.S. NEVER MENTION WEIGHT AROUND A GIRL!! IF SHE BRINGS IT UP, SHE IS *BEAUTIFUL* JUST THE WAY SHE IS, AND YOU WOULDN'T CHANGE HER FOR THE WORLD!!

~Sorceress/Kat, except it was mostly written by Anne, so her too.

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Original Tags: sexuality, gender, writings, relationships, advice

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Colors of the Wind

I went to school and took two finals, History and Health, and me and Anne sat around reading her bible after we finished the health one.

We read the story of Esther and how awesome she was and how she led to Purim being started. I rather like reading various bible stories (and when I say Bible, I mean any holy book, not just the Christian Bible. I'm just too lazy to type out Bible/Torah/Qoran? (izzat how it's spelled?) etc.)

I dunno. I'm tierd today, does it show?

Oh, and the drama party is tomorrow which is rock awesome!! Plus, I get to see Matt which is always good since he had to go and GRADUATE! *evil glare...*

Yeah. That probably means I get to say Stephanie too, even though SHE had to go and graduate TOO!! Why must EVERYONE whos awesome graduate?

~Sorceress/Kat

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Original Tags: rlife, religion, fish, school

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Good Riddence...

In the recent past, I have heard some exceptionally funny good quotes. Since I'm bad at keeping a quote of the day, heres a bunch of them at once:

"She doesn't look like a cat! She looks like a fetish woman in a bondage suit!!" (My friend MadamLuna on Catwoman in the new movie coming out)

"I wanted to be a marine until I relized I'd have to kill people. And I don't like killing people." (This kid John in my Math class.)

"I am gay. G-A-Y. Like, gay as in happy, only not happy, homosexual." (My friend Leah (quite the little flamer) explaining to another friend that, belive it or not, she was a lesbian.)

"If I were a gay guy, I'd so do you!" (My friend Aly (spelled wrong probably) to Jonny on a day that he looked sexier then normal.)

"It looks evil, like it's going to lick me." (Emily about a peanut butter and pickle sandwich I had made, which had a bit of pickle sticking out like a tongue...and we all agreed that it tasted pretty good)

"You know what I've learned about boys? Many of them are quite nice to look at, just don't talk to them." (Anne in a very long and odd conversation we had today in gym. *makes a mental note to get the rules for guys about girls up here at some point*)

And on a similar note to that last one, there are also guys who may not be as hot to look at, but you slowly go insane when you DON'T get to talk to them. Luckily for me, most of the guys I know are hot and fun to chat with.

Does that make me petty? Or are they not *really* hot and it's just that I know them so well that their personality completely overwhelms anything else they've got. Leah brought this up to me once, when she heard that I had called her sexy. She is a very beautiful person, but what makes her sexy is how hyperactive and FUN! she is to be around.

And of course, the quirkiest one of all, sexy, sexy Jonny, is a little flamer. *sigh*

~Sorceress/Kat

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Original Tags quotes, luna, cloneconvo-fin, food, leahwolf, sexuality

Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Red Dawn...Tubular Bells II

I stole this from chefmike...see what you've started man!

( My friends, and where I know them from )

~Sorceress/Kat

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Original Tags: cloneconvo-fin, flist, memage-assorted, memage, egoboosts

Current Mood: weird
Current Music: Hardware Store, Weird Al

EVERYTHING AND IT'S BROTHER IS HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!

(((COT*: Do any other Grammer Nazi'z make sure that when they're shouting their apostrophes don't turn into quotation marks?)))

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*COT = Completely Off Topic. Basically, off topic comments in a rant, which I am inclined to do.

Now, the Cappies Gala...*dreamy sigh*

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So, thats my life. Love it, hate it, it's all I got.

~Sorceress

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Original Tags: cloneconvo, girl scouts, theatre, unfiled people-alsoreal, cappies, grammar, theatre-lrhs, rlife, grammarfail, tagged, unfiled people-lrhs

Current Mood: stressed
Current Music: EFNY Main Theme remix. [Jack Sparrow] I LOVE this song [/js]

This is a lovely TNA-ish thing I wrote.

Alternitivly: This is something about the dance concert.

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This is a meme I stole from Anne:
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Original Tags: cloneconvo-fin, tagged, writings, memage, unfiled people-lrhs, tech, memage-assorted

Current Mood: bored
Current Music: The fan, keeping me from dying of heat stroke.

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Entries tagged with whiskers-anne

Boredom Calls

Because I promised Anne I would post this...

Blah, blah, blah...otherwise known as my day

Good Quotes...

Stolen from ChefMike

My life. Fun, isn't it?

The fates say I should update every once in a while.