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Oh shit, you all say. She's putting time stamps in the middle of her post again. This can't possibly be good. It means she's busy stressing out, and is gonna KICK SOME ASS at some project for school or another. And wants to write her snarky comments in here.
In this particular case, I've got just under eight thousand words to write, and just over twenty three hours to write them in. I'm not sleeping tonight until I've written five thousand words. You all get to come along for the ride, because I am a complete bitch.
Fuck yeah, NaNoWriMo.
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Also, I am listening to my "Top Christmas" list, because it's after Thanksgiving, and I can do that. Also, because it's only like seven songs long --The Night Santa Went Crazy, Turning Turning (Which is actually a solstice song), The Bells of Saint Paul (fuck yeah Linda Eder), Do They Know It's Christmas (x2), Carol of the Bells (Mannaheim Steamroller, since I DON'T actually own the TSO version), It Feels Like Christmas (Fuck yeah muppets),
Pink Christmas, and The Christians and the Pagans, which is just a damn good song regardless of the season.
I am so damn productive it just makes you sick, right? Which is to say, 88 words thus far.
0056
Oh Jesus Christ, how did it take me 42 thousand words to realize that every character in my entire story is just a Tinkerer without the magic aspect. I haven't dealt with Tinks in yeeeears. Sigh. Stupid obsolete Sorcy!Canon.
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It's really weird adjusting my writing for the fact that they technically don't have any religion, so wouldn't use the words hell or damn. Or god. Or Jesus.
In other words, I seem to suddenly suck at being able to write my characters swearing.
Oh, and 435. WHAT!
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643. Also, ran out of Top Christmas. Moved onto a random recent "On the go" playlist. Currently listening to City Hall, was listening to Daylight. Seems like good songs. Motivated songs. MOTIVATION HO!
...Who're you callin' a ho?
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Oh, Pee dot ess dot, Sor. If you get to...three thousand words, you get to watch an episode of Glee. True facts. If you get to five, you get to sleep. Bribery ho!
0127
Writing is hard. I suck at it. 735. And listening to Ampersand. NTS, add "Who Killed Amanda Palmer" to the list of things you want. Also, further adventures of Blue Avenger.
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SHUT YOUR LYING MOUTH, BRAIN! I WOULD NOT WRITE FASTER IF I WASN'T TAKING NOTES IN THE OTHER ROOM ON MY PROCESS!
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Oo! Oasis! I love this song.
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Oh fuck. I'm not sure I'm going to make this. And I'm sure as hell not writing eight thousand words tomorrow-proper. Not when I've dancing to do, and will inevitably sleep until noon. What do you think, peers, would a twenty minute nap be beneficial? The last time I tried that, it got one of my characters laid.
Or do I just need to do the EXTREMELY LOGICAL thing of cranking up the Great Big Sea, and carrying on?
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No, Ashwater does not need to get laid, sheesh. Besides, it would not advance the plot any.
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LET'S DANCE TO JOY DIVISION, AND CELEBRATE THE IRONY! EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG, BUT WE'RE SO HAPPY!
Less than seven thousand words to go. This just might be doable. Also, note that I apparently write a little less than a thousand words an hour. This is extremely critical information to have for today.
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I am pretty sure "Zan" is not the Sorcy!Canon word for "gender-neutral version of sir". But it's what I'm gonna use in here, 'kay? Someone remind me to fix it sometime.
0148
WOO ONE THOUSAND WORDS! ONLY SEVEN TIMES THAT TO GO! I AM GOING TO DIE!
Well no. But I think a thousand words deserves some kind of reward. I am not really sure what. Any ideas, hypothetical audience who won't read this for another four hours anyways?
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Newest Order of the Stick was honestly pretty good there. Maybe I could be giving myself 25 Erfworld strips every thousand words? Might work. We'll try that at two thousand. In the meantime...*cracks whip. Yes at myself. Shut up, okay!*
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More song lyrics sung too loudly! OO BABY, YOU MUST ESCAPE AND THEN GRAB IT BY THE NAPE OF ITS NECK, BY THE TRACHEA! FUCKING BREAK IT GO ON DRIVE A STAKE IN NOW THERE'S NO MISTAKIN' YOU'RE SHAKIN' BAKIN'!!
I might really love vampires.
...I wonder if I actually can get two thousand words logged before three in the fucking morning. CHALLENGE AND GO!
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...are my wrists gonna last until three in the fucking morning?
0209
OH SHIT ONLY FIFTY MINUTES SHIT!
Anyways, I like going from Right Angles to LuftBalloons. I don't know why.
Alsoalso, there is *drama*. You should never have sex if you are my character, unless you're in something porny. The not porny folk having sex do not wind up in very good form indeed. Which is to say, chains, and not the sexy kind.
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Have I mentioned it's kind of a pain in the ass to remember that everything should be measured in metric? I hate that. I forget constantly, which is why you'll see the words "feet" and "meters" with equal frequency.
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Nine People's, baby. I can has bedtime and restin' the wriststime nao? Will write after six hours sleep I promise (I have to promise this, I will not make it otherwise.)
And yeah. I think I'm actually gonna accept that. Wake up at nine o clock. Write some goddamn more.
Dear novel. It is on. And you WILL be my bitch.
~Sor
MOOP!
PostScript: 2447. And maybe just a couple more before I actually sleep.