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sorcyressContent Warning: Gender Essentialism like _whoa_
Intro: Anne wrote this with a little bit of my help in our last day of Gym. I mostly agree with it. We made it for all the clueless guys out there who need it. Keep in mind that these are her words, not mine. *grin*
Except where I provide the usual annoying comments.
The Truth about Girls:
(The help for guys who are too dumb to figure it out on their own.)
1) Every girl has the potential to be a bitch. It doesn't matter how nice she normally is, how pretty she is, if she goes to church, or even if shes madly in love with you. She will be a bitch at one point or another. Girls are just made to be like that. (Hey!) Oh yeah, and blame it on PMS in your mind if you have to, but if they tell you otherwise, -belive them.
2) Girls want you to be mind readers. They get pissed off at little things you say, the things you do, even the way you walk. The simple solution: Buy your girl roses, take her out to a nice dinner, and then to a chick flick. (unless she doesn't tend to like chick flicks.)
3) All girls like to be romanced to at one point or another. They like to feel special. Look them in the eye when you speak to them. Sing to them. Write them poetry. You could be saying the cheesiest line, but if you look her dead in the eyes, she'll melt. (With laughter! I mean...Yeah...she'll melt...)
4) If a girl really likes you, she'll hug you even if you're sweaty. (especially if she relies on hugs to keep her brain from falling out.)
5) Girls like to complain. They need to vent. Don't take what they say during this time personally. They just need to be angry to get it out oftheir system.
6) All girls have an inner slut that needs to come out. (some girls more then others.) So don't get weirded out if you're practically having sex one night, and she won't let you touch her the next.
7) Girls like it when you know things. Sneakily find out her favorite everything: (Or just take the direct route and ASK her) flowers, candy, color, singer, etc. Use it when buying presents. Also, remember the importants: Birthday, anniverserys, etc. A good way to do this is to write it on the calender then circle/heart it. Girls love that. IMPORTANT: Notice her hair/eye color, and when she cuts her hair/dresses up really nice, comment on how nice she looks.
Annes Disclaimer: This is girls in general. Each girl has her own specific list of a hundred or so personal rules. Good luck.
Kats Disclaimer: In case you didn't guess, this also relatess almost exclusivly to romantic relationships.
P.S. NEVER MENTION WEIGHT AROUND A GIRL!! IF SHE BRINGS IT UP, SHE IS *BEAUTIFUL* JUST THE WAY SHE IS, AND YOU WOULDN'T CHANGE HER FOR THE WORLD!!
~Sorceress/Kat, except it was mostly written by Anne, so her too.
MOOP!
Original Tags: sexuality, gender, writings, relationships, advice
Intro: Anne wrote this with a little bit of my help in our last day of Gym. I mostly agree with it. We made it for all the clueless guys out there who need it. Keep in mind that these are her words, not mine. *grin*
Except where I provide the usual annoying comments.
The Truth about Girls:
(The help for guys who are too dumb to figure it out on their own.)
1) Every girl has the potential to be a bitch. It doesn't matter how nice she normally is, how pretty she is, if she goes to church, or even if shes madly in love with you. She will be a bitch at one point or another. Girls are just made to be like that. (Hey!) Oh yeah, and blame it on PMS in your mind if you have to, but if they tell you otherwise, -belive them.
2) Girls want you to be mind readers. They get pissed off at little things you say, the things you do, even the way you walk. The simple solution: Buy your girl roses, take her out to a nice dinner, and then to a chick flick. (unless she doesn't tend to like chick flicks.)
3) All girls like to be romanced to at one point or another. They like to feel special. Look them in the eye when you speak to them. Sing to them. Write them poetry. You could be saying the cheesiest line, but if you look her dead in the eyes, she'll melt. (With laughter! I mean...Yeah...she'll melt...)
4) If a girl really likes you, she'll hug you even if you're sweaty. (especially if she relies on hugs to keep her brain from falling out.)
5) Girls like to complain. They need to vent. Don't take what they say during this time personally. They just need to be angry to get it out oftheir system.
6) All girls have an inner slut that needs to come out. (some girls more then others.) So don't get weirded out if you're practically having sex one night, and she won't let you touch her the next.
7) Girls like it when you know things. Sneakily find out her favorite everything: (Or just take the direct route and ASK her) flowers, candy, color, singer, etc. Use it when buying presents. Also, remember the importants: Birthday, anniverserys, etc. A good way to do this is to write it on the calender then circle/heart it. Girls love that. IMPORTANT: Notice her hair/eye color, and when she cuts her hair/dresses up really nice, comment on how nice she looks.
Annes Disclaimer: This is girls in general. Each girl has her own specific list of a hundred or so personal rules. Good luck.
Kats Disclaimer: In case you didn't guess, this also relatess almost exclusivly to romantic relationships.
P.S. NEVER MENTION WEIGHT AROUND A GIRL!! IF SHE BRINGS IT UP, SHE IS *BEAUTIFUL* JUST THE WAY SHE IS, AND YOU WOULDN'T CHANGE HER FOR THE WORLD!!
~Sorceress/Kat, except it was mostly written by Anne, so her too.
MOOP!
Original Tags: sexuality, gender, writings, relationships, advice
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on 2004-06-20 02:42 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-06-20 04:28 pm (UTC)~Sorceress
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on 2004-06-21 05:44 am (UTC)So you're not in a "relationship" with them, but at least you can still talk to them, right?