Psst! Wanna know a secret?

[sorcyress]

Alright, say you see me and I appear down or depressed or pissed off or something. The logical thing to do in this situation is to say something along the lines of "Hey Kat, are you alright?" Ocasionally I will respond with "I'm fine."

So, too increasingly often it seems, people decide that my saying "I'm fine" means only one thing:

KAT IS TEH CLINICALLY DEPRESSDZORS AND IS CUTTIN HERZELF IN TEH B/R'S OMGOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!1111one11!

This is not true. Cutting yourself in the bathrooms is rude and tends to leave blood all over the nice tile floor, which pisses off the custodians. Plus, cutting yourself SUCKS a LOT and really pisses me off if I find out you're currently doing so.

Now:

Oddly enough, when I say I'm fine, I actually mean...I'm fine! Or it means something along the lines of "Wow, I'm having/I had a really crappy day today, but theres nothing you can do about it so I'm not inclined to tell you anything." I tend not to share things with people, including why I'm pissed off at any given reason since I have a hard time explaining myself.

So. The moral of this story is the point I hope I've made...if you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well pai-I mean, asking me if I'm alright ONCE is acceptable. Asking me again after I tell you I'm fine for ANY REASON be it I look depressed, my significant other just broke up with me, I just got a really crappy report card, there's blood spurting from my eyeballs, etc...ANY REASON, will get you a glare and a mental tally against you.

When I rule the world, all the annoying people otherwise known as those who have pissed me off will be my personal slaves.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Your Loyal Storyteller

MOOP!

Comments

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Yes. They make blood spurting from your eyes that much better.

In other news 'spurting' is a fun word.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes it is! So is boot. And pickle.

"AHMG'S!! THE BOOTS ARE SPURTING PICKLE JUICE!!!"

Maybe not...

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

AHMG'S? Oh my gods?

And that'd be cool. If they were clean boots.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it kindof would...

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

It'd freak everyone out. That'd rock.

It'd make a pretty good prank.

I may just have to set that up...

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

............................

You are an interesting and bizarrly wonderful person. Let me know when you manage to set that up, so I can steal your plans and make my own set.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Let's see...

1) Old boot
2) Large quantity of pickle juice
3) Hose
4) Sprinkler game, preferably that rocket thing I used to have (as it has a switch and a gauge on it, so you can spray as far as you want as much as you want when you want at the flip of a switch)
5) Place where it won't matter if you spray things with pickle juice, and also has a place for you to hide behind

I think... maybe set up the boot so it's on a box... so the hose goes under it...

Hmmmm

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*laughs!!*

You're so froody, it's not even funny.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Then why'd you laugh?

Now, how to get the hose under the box and to me without people noticing it...

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I was laughing at your awesomeness. Because you amuse me.

Do it outside?

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Yes, but people may notice a hose running along the ground towards where I am sitting and then they will find me.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Bury it!

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Too much trouble.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

You're just lazy!

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Of course!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Well, stop that!

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Stop being lazy?

I will when you will.