Psst! Wanna know a secret?

[sorcyress]

Alright, say you see me and I appear down or depressed or pissed off or something. The logical thing to do in this situation is to say something along the lines of "Hey Kat, are you alright?" Ocasionally I will respond with "I'm fine."

So, too increasingly often it seems, people decide that my saying "I'm fine" means only one thing:

KAT IS TEH CLINICALLY DEPRESSDZORS AND IS CUTTIN HERZELF IN TEH B/R'S OMGOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!1111one11!

This is not true. Cutting yourself in the bathrooms is rude and tends to leave blood all over the nice tile floor, which pisses off the custodians. Plus, cutting yourself SUCKS a LOT and really pisses me off if I find out you're currently doing so.

Now:

Oddly enough, when I say I'm fine, I actually mean...I'm fine! Or it means something along the lines of "Wow, I'm having/I had a really crappy day today, but theres nothing you can do about it so I'm not inclined to tell you anything." I tend not to share things with people, including why I'm pissed off at any given reason since I have a hard time explaining myself.

So. The moral of this story is the point I hope I've made...if you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well pai-I mean, asking me if I'm alright ONCE is acceptable. Asking me again after I tell you I'm fine for ANY REASON be it I look depressed, my significant other just broke up with me, I just got a really crappy report card, there's blood spurting from my eyeballs, etc...ANY REASON, will get you a glare and a mental tally against you.

When I rule the world, all the annoying people otherwise known as those who have pissed me off will be my personal slaves.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Your Loyal Storyteller

MOOP!

Comments

[boredmder.livejournal.com]

You should at least try to explain yourself.

If you haven't noticed, I tend to do that; asking over and over and over and...etc

Whom's him?

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

See, I don't WANT to explain myself most of the time.

I'm not the kind of person to share with the world very often.

~Sorcy

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

"I appreciate your concern, but I don't want to talk about it with anyone right now."

Then walk away.

If they persist, threaten to poke out their eyes with a spork.

[boredmder.livejournal.com]

She's partway there; she stabbed me with a fork the other day :-(

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Stop complaining, it's not like you didn't instantly steal it back and stab me repeatdly.

You know, thats prolly against school rules...

~Sorcy

[drama-angel3189.livejournal.com]

So is scraching peopel with taco shells

~V~

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Eh. Probably not. It's not much of a weapon.

Oh dear lord. Signs you've been playing too much D&D: I actually took a moment to wonder how good an improvised weapon a taco shell could be...it's a good thing Billy rolls low.

~Sor