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I lost my virginity last night!

Thats right folks! I have finally seen Rocky Horror Picture Show!!

With [livejournal.com profile] shadowcaptain!!

I saw Eldridge and his girl Leah, and Ninja-Kevin (senior techie my freshman year) was in the cast, so I go to harass him a bunch (heheheh!) and as people were leaving I ran into Amanda of the sharing birthdays with me. She saw me, and just sortof as an automatic response attmepted to cover herself up. Hehehehe! "Aren't you too young for this?"

You SKANK! And because we're curious, we must know...was it good?

The goodness started at elevenish when [livejournal.com profile] shadowcaptain and Elise came to pick me up. I quoff an energy drink, and Joe just sort of looks at me. "What's that for?" he asks. Complete blase deadpan, I answer "Oh, I'm losing my virginity tonight."

The look on his face...I wish I had a camera.

Me, [livejournal.com profile] shadowcaptain, and Elise pack out, and get there, get in line, and then the fun begins. I am promptly marked with a bright red "V" on my forehead, to mark me as a virgin (Which I was proud to wash off at the end of the night) , and one of the crew asks if I'd like to be a token virgin. Me: Yeah, sure! I'll make a fool of myself for the potential to win fabulous things, such as maybe a kiss from kilt-boy (zohmygawds hot).

We get to the theatre, and they drag me and the other two token virgins up onstage. They line the cast up along the back of the stage, and basically tell us "Arange them in your favorite sexual position."

Heh.

Well, given the oppertunity to harass NinjaKevin, I *HAD* to take it, and then of course there was the lovely 'lady' with her feather boa, and I needed one more thing...oh right, kilt-boi. Duh.

So apparently, Rocky Horror audiences really go for Yaoi Menage a trois's. Weirdos.

But I got a CD! And chocolate! And someone else got the kiss, so I didn't have to debate about cheating on my girlfriend.

And poor kilt boi. "I think that's the first time I've ever had to kneel in a kilt."

The night pretty much just got better from there. It was...Awesome. We couldn't throw stuff (*sad*) since the theatre was newish, but besides that it was ideal. ShadowCap knew more AP lines then just about anyone else there, which made sitting next to him a pleasure. And I need to go back many more times so I can learn them all.

And yeah. Completely amazing. I think the next one's in May. Oh ShadowCaptain!!

~Sor
MOOP!

on 2006-03-12 05:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
*throws several fits, two fish, and a refridgerator out the window*

on 2006-03-12 05:14 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] saberwing.livejournal.com
zhang was there?

on 2006-03-12 05:16 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Oh yes.

Hehehe...

~Sor

on 2006-03-12 05:16 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
*stifles evil laughter*

~Sor

on 2006-03-12 06:30 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jarne.livejournal.com
Well, I'm glad you got to go! When I went, there was "interpretive dancing" that I was involved in and the security guard put me in a headlock and threatened to kill me while we were waiting in line.

You're no longer a virgin, go you!

on 2006-03-12 09:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] thorog.livejournal.com
Tease....

One of these days I'm going to just buy some sort of ICBM from an ex-Soviet Republic state and launch it at or around your house. Partly because now I have sitting at the top of my friends page, as I sit here and check my lj in a public libr-

Dubya tee eff. There's two guys wiping condensation from the windows. They're standing on bloody tables in the middle of a goddamn library and wiping condensation from the windows, while people study two feet away. It's like some surrealist art exhibition where there isn't actually a painting, just two mimes discussing (using a combination of chalkboards and hand gestures) where the painting went, and rich people standing around pretending to enjoy and appreciate the show because they paid $2500 to get in here and they'd be damned if it looked like they weren't enjoying it.

Anyway, because apparantly it's important to enter into the spirit of the thing....*takes a step to the left*

on 2006-03-12 09:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] swingerzetta.livejournal.com
I dunno, man, it all sounds rather frightening. While yaoi menage a trois sound rather intriguing, I think I'll stay a virgin for another few years thankyouverymuch.

besides, I hear it hurts the first time!

on 2006-03-12 09:16 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] angrysunbird.livejournal.com
Well, you made me look.

on 2006-03-12 10:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Indeed!

~Sor

on 2006-03-12 10:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
I take pride in the fact that I am a tease.

And Thorog, dahling. This is why we don't check LJ's in the library.
But you do it all the ti-
Hesh, you!

~Sor

on 2006-03-12 10:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Oh no, it hurt very little. Although standing in line in my three and a half inch heels for fourty five minutes was...not fun. But it's all good.

~Sor

on 2006-03-12 10:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
It's what I do best.

Well, ok, no it isn't. But it's fun!

~Sor

on 2006-03-12 11:33 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] astaereth.livejournal.com
Fabulous teasing there.

I'm still a (RHPS) virgin... Heck, I've never even "masturbated".

on 2006-03-12 11:35 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
I've never masturbated either, but I plan on it before...I think may is when the Satanic Mechanics do RHPS again.

In April their doing Young Frankenstine. I am *SO* there.

~Sor

on 2006-03-13 02:28 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkangelbella.livejournal.com
That's not fair. Really not fair, I mean if anyone should have seen Kevin looking all Rocky Horror woo it should have been me!

*Sigh* I'll just have to be sure to go see it before I move to...... someplace not here but possibly Texas.

Anyway, YAY for you! And just the idea of yaoi menage a trois has earned you a pedestal in my mind for forever.

on 2006-03-13 10:23 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Mark my words, should you visit, we will be masturbating.

on 2006-03-13 11:47 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Oh baby, oh baby!

~Sor

on 2006-03-13 11:48 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
YES!

The Satanic Mechanics are doing it in May, I believe. And I didn't get to see Kev all Rocky-ified. He looked saddeningly normal.

~Sor

on 2006-03-14 04:43 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkangelbella.livejournal.com
I'll just have to demand that he be all Rocky-ified whenever I go to see it. He owes me big time for all the times I never used violence against his person (its one of those church things).

on 2006-03-15 01:01 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
*salutes*

If I see him afore you do, I'll tell him.

~Sor

on 2006-03-15 02:35 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Come to Oakland with me!

on 2006-05-09 02:36 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Mutual masturbation!

Ooh, you should visit with Swing! Threesome!

on 2006-05-09 02:36 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
I don't believe you've never masturbated. That's like saying Britney Spears is a virgin.

on 2007-01-04 12:58 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Woo-woo!

~Sor

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