Public Service Announcement:

[sorcyress]

Okay, so I know I just posted. (and please go reply to that post!) But I made a Public Service Announcement regarding the fact that my Sonic Screwdriver is NOT a vibrator, and as it keeps making me giggle, I have to post it here.

I'm sure mum's gonna be just THRILLED at what a wonderful student I am and how well I am managing my time.



Thank you for your time.

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[shield-toad111.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[helionaut.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.

[ednoria.livejournal.com]

Not even if you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow?

[skullx.livejournal.com]

It doesn't go in your left hand? ;)

[harena.livejournal.com]

dunno... it is a pocket...

*runs & hides*

[shield-toad111.livejournal.com]

Also, regarding productive use of time, it's somewhat overrated. Though I should admit that I did the dedicated student thing very well my sophomore year. Things kind of went downhill from there. (Freshman year was too similar to material I had studied in high school for it to be worth a lot of time and effort on my part.)

Also, right now I'm currently obsessively checking LJ, talking with people online, and rereading Kushiel's Scion rather than reviewing reproductive physiology for the quiz I have to take at some point today.

But, again, I should strive not to be a bad influence... if only it weren't so much fun. ;)

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

You're obviously not doing a good enough job of slacking, since I can't see you on AIM.

...or you're invisible or something. *stares intently at you*

No, I can see you.

~Sor

P.S: Bad influences rule. :)

[shield-toad111.livejournal.com]

Strange that you can't see me, because I'm most definitely signed on.

I think you're the invisible one.

[(Anonymous)]

...

*is TOTALLY signed on*

And very confused.

~Sor

[shield-toad111.livejournal.com]

This may explain why I never see you online... but yes, confusion abounds.

[thorog.livejournal.com]

I bet it's because you're not using Adium.

*flees*

[xalolo.livejournal.com]

You look so sad about it XD

[sildar.livejournal.com]

The pained expression on your face makes the image.

[scooterbird.livejournal.com]

Per efbq, who should know, the sonic screwdriver can do anything.

[chickenhat.livejournal.com]

To quote the 14th Doctor...

"It has THREE settings!"

Um, and maybe you should just go here and watch "The Curse of Fatal Death".

Part I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwh0xhdGWhQ

Part II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM8pF4gAQ_Q

my god, you really ARE alex doonesbury.

[shadowcaptain.livejournal.com]

This Is The Future Of Teh Intarwebs.

it's... it's like a mystical cross between xkcd and postsecret. plus masturbation. (or lack thereof, which is nonetheless a provocative exercise in negative space, like drawing every single detail in the strip club EXCEPT the dancer.)

more, please.

Re: my god, you really ARE alex doonesbury.

[(Anonymous)]

more, please.

I'm flattered. If I think of more adventures, and bother to take pictures of them, I will make more comics.

~Sor

Re: my god, you really ARE alex doonesbury.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Also, totally me. I just need to hit the remember me button one of these days.

~Sor

Yet another PSA

[tacnukesoul.livejournal.com]

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

[swingerzetta.livejournal.com]

I want to know how you can be so sure of this

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Very easy: If you press the button on my sonic screwdriver, it does not vibrate.

I'm sure the real one does. However. Mine does not.

As it does not vibrate, I can't think of any reason why it should go near my vajeener.

~Sor

[swingerzetta.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see.
>_>
*vibrates*

bwahahahahahaha

[rrainew.livejournal.com]

*fit of maniacal laughter*

thanks. best laugh i've had in a while!

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

*actually cackles for a good five minutes*

I've got a Doctor Who porno idea that says otherwise.

[jestingly-yours.livejournal.com]

It does now.

*grabs the --CENSOR--*

[thestoryiswrong.livejournal.com]

this made my day. thank you kat. *hugs*

WHEN CAN I SEE YOU!?

[muzikmaker21.livejournal.com]

That, my friend, was the funniest thing I've seen all damn day.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Setting 606, totally true.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Not setting 69?

~Sor

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Ah-HA! And how would you know that unless you'd tried it?