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Jun. 15th, 2008 11:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
QotD: Quote of the...Dream?!
Mike C. (While discussing the fact that he's grown to be about seven feet tall) "Well, the extra eight inches are skin."
[pause]
"My special MAN-skin!"
(((ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Also, I am dissapointed that I did not get to point out that having a long penis would not actually increase his hight --the alarm went off just as I was about to, and I woke up.)))
Earlier in my dreams last night, I had a segment which I'd rather like to turn into a short story called 'Fox Run'. Does anyone know of any cultural basis of all for racing pigs, foxes, and horses? Or even two of the above?
~Sor
MOOP!
Mike C. (While discussing the fact that he's grown to be about seven feet tall) "Well, the extra eight inches are skin."
[pause]
"My special MAN-skin!"
(((ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Also, I am dissapointed that I did not get to point out that having a long penis would not actually increase his hight --the alarm went off just as I was about to, and I woke up.)))
Earlier in my dreams last night, I had a segment which I'd rather like to turn into a short story called 'Fox Run'. Does anyone know of any cultural basis of all for racing pigs, foxes, and horses? Or even two of the above?
~Sor
MOOP!
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on 2008-06-15 05:06 pm (UTC)I'm assuming you mean two or more of the above at the same time?
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on 2008-06-15 05:32 pm (UTC)I do mean at the same time. I'm mostly just trying to decide what twist of my subconcious made a pig-fox-horse race sound logical.
Semi-relatedly, do foxes eat pigs? I don't think they actually do.
~Sor
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on 2008-06-15 06:00 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-06-15 06:29 pm (UTC)Awww, I kinda want a *very* small pig. I think it would be cute. It would sit in the palm of my hand and snuffle around and I would feed it delicacies. Tiny ones!
~Sor
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on 2008-06-16 12:13 am (UTC)no subject
on 2008-06-16 03:01 am (UTC)I just asked and my little sister agrees that the combination of tiny little elephants and pigs that can sit in your hands would be so cute.
~Sor
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on 2008-06-16 06:29 am (UTC)no subject
on 2008-06-15 05:59 pm (UTC)I have only seen racing pigs at a county fair. It was hilarious. There were four pot-bellied pigs with colored sashes around their mid-sections and the green one came in last because he had to pause and poop in the middle of the race. And I think at one point he stopped and went the other way, just because he felt like it. All in all, it was a quality way to spend part of my afternoon.
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on 2008-06-15 06:31 pm (UTC)And now I'm thinking of how I would clearly not want a green sash for the abovementioned *very* small pig, since I don't want him to poop in my hand, and now I'm thinking of PissToad. Soyes, how is PissToad?
~Sor
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on 2008-06-16 12:15 am (UTC)PissToad is great. He's huge! Like, 3 times the size of other toads his age. Because all he does is sit and eat and get fat. And piss.
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on 2008-06-16 03:03 am (UTC)Man, all I can think of is royalty now. What do you think --would PissToad look better as a Roman Emperor or a British Courtier?
~Sor