(no subject)

[sorcyress]

QotD: Quote of the...Dream?!

Mike C. (While discussing the fact that he's grown to be about seven feet tall) "Well, the extra eight inches are skin."
[pause]
"My special MAN-skin!"

(((ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Also, I am dissapointed that I did not get to point out that having a long penis would not actually increase his hight --the alarm went off just as I was about to, and I woke up.)))

Earlier in my dreams last night, I had a segment which I'd rather like to turn into a short story called 'Fox Run'. Does anyone know of any cultural basis of all for racing pigs, foxes, and horses? Or even two of the above?

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[marcmagus]

I don't, but Galloping Pigs is a fun card game.

I'm assuming you mean two or more of the above at the same time?

[shield-toad111.livejournal.com]

One could make an argument for the fox-horse race based on the fact that people riding horses hunt foxes.

I have only seen racing pigs at a county fair. It was hilarious. There were four pot-bellied pigs with colored sashes around their mid-sections and the green one came in last because he had to pause and poop in the middle of the race. And I think at one point he stopped and went the other way, just because he felt like it. All in all, it was a quality way to spend part of my afternoon.