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[sorcyress]

QotD: Quote of the...Dream?!

Mike C. (While discussing the fact that he's grown to be about seven feet tall) "Well, the extra eight inches are skin."
[pause]
"My special MAN-skin!"

(((ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Also, I am dissapointed that I did not get to point out that having a long penis would not actually increase his hight --the alarm went off just as I was about to, and I woke up.)))

Earlier in my dreams last night, I had a segment which I'd rather like to turn into a short story called 'Fox Run'. Does anyone know of any cultural basis of all for racing pigs, foxes, and horses? Or even two of the above?

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[shield-toad111.livejournal.com]

One could make an argument for the fox-horse race based on the fact that people riding horses hunt foxes.

I have only seen racing pigs at a county fair. It was hilarious. There were four pot-bellied pigs with colored sashes around their mid-sections and the green one came in last because he had to pause and poop in the middle of the race. And I think at one point he stopped and went the other way, just because he felt like it. All in all, it was a quality way to spend part of my afternoon.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

That is possibly the greatest race I have ever heard of, ever.

And now I'm thinking of how I would clearly not want a green sash for the abovementioned *very* small pig, since I don't want him to poop in my hand, and now I'm thinking of PissToad. Soyes, how is PissToad?

~Sor

[shield-toad111.livejournal.com]

It was pretty damn fabulous.

PissToad is great. He's huge! Like, 3 times the size of other toads his age. Because all he does is sit and eat and get fat. And piss.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha!

Man, all I can think of is royalty now. What do you think --would PissToad look better as a Roman Emperor or a British Courtier?

~Sor