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QotD: Quote of the...Dream?!

Mike C. (While discussing the fact that he's grown to be about seven feet tall) "Well, the extra eight inches are skin."
[pause]
"My special MAN-skin!"

(((ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Also, I am dissapointed that I did not get to point out that having a long penis would not actually increase his hight --the alarm went off just as I was about to, and I woke up.)))

Earlier in my dreams last night, I had a segment which I'd rather like to turn into a short story called 'Fox Run'. Does anyone know of any cultural basis of all for racing pigs, foxes, and horses? Or even two of the above?

~Sor
MOOP!

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I don't, but Galloping Pigs is a fun card game.

I'm assuming you mean two or more of the above at the same time?

I don't believe I am familier with Galloping PIgs.

I do mean at the same time. I'm mostly just trying to decide what twist of my subconcious made a pig-fox-horse race sound logical.

Semi-relatedly, do foxes eat pigs? I don't think they actually do.

~Sor

Yeah... that would be a no. Unless it were a *very* small pig.

...Okay. My dream makes a little bit less sense now, as I (as the fox) definitely wanted to eat the pig. Because pigs are delicious.

Awww, I kinda want a *very* small pig. I think it would be cute. It would sit in the palm of my hand and snuffle around and I would feed it delicacies. Tiny ones!

~Sor

Awww! I want a *very* small pig now too. It would get along with the super tiny elephant that lives on top of the glass. (I don't know how much of that story I can remember. I think the whole point of it was that there was a very small elephant. Though there was a reason for it to exist that I just can't come up with right now.

They would look totally cute together. Especially if they were the same size! And pinkish and greyish look nice together, colourwise.

I just asked and my little sister agrees that the combination of tiny little elephants and pigs that can sit in your hands would be so cute.

~Sor

Does *any* of us remember where the super-tiny elephant came from? All I remember was that it was super-tiny and adorable. And the glass.

One could make an argument for the fox-horse race based on the fact that people riding horses hunt foxes.

I have only seen racing pigs at a county fair. It was hilarious. There were four pot-bellied pigs with colored sashes around their mid-sections and the green one came in last because he had to pause and poop in the middle of the race. And I think at one point he stopped and went the other way, just because he felt like it. All in all, it was a quality way to spend part of my afternoon.

That is possibly the greatest race I have ever heard of, ever.

And now I'm thinking of how I would clearly not want a green sash for the abovementioned *very* small pig, since I don't want him to poop in my hand, and now I'm thinking of PissToad. Soyes, how is PissToad?

~Sor

It was pretty damn fabulous.

PissToad is great. He's huge! Like, 3 times the size of other toads his age. Because all he does is sit and eat and get fat. And piss.

Bahahaha!

Man, all I can think of is royalty now. What do you think --would PissToad look better as a Roman Emperor or a British Courtier?

~Sor

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