Poly Babbling

[sorcyress]

So, I'm mildly irked at myself that I'm not more manipulative. I am, after all, an eighteen year old HBB¹. I should have the world wrapped around my finger and a golden pony by now, yeah?

~Sor
MOOP!

(This post brought to you by reading way too much dot_poly_snark. Thank you livejournal.)

1: HBB = Hot Bi Babe. That elusive poly element that you can't actually ever find, ever, but it would so make your relationship perfect. They don't really exist. :D

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[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

Or wrapped around something, at least.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I would say my awesome awesome tits, but I do not actually have awesome awesome tits.

And this makes me sad.

~Sor

[ndkid.livejournal.com]

*ponders*
I suddenly realize that I've never really what sort of tits you do have. Which is probably at least part because, for years, it would've been impolitic for me to do so, but still...

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

:P

For years it really would've been more 'illegal' than 'impolite'

I'm not entirely sure myself. Not awesome awesome, unfortunately. *remembers that she babbled about breasts somewhere in her past!Sor-is-awesome tag*

"Like tumors, mistakes, and foods I don't like, I prefer my boobs to be on the small side."

So, well, that's what so-clost-to-15-she-can-taste-it Sor has to say on the matter.

~Sor

[ndkid.livejournal.com]

I think taking notice of your breasts isn't technically illegal... c.f. models under the age of 18.

Well, since I haven't been mapping your... *ahem*... "progress", I don't know whether to assume that 18-year-old Sor has the same boobs as 15-year-old Sor, much less the same opinion on them.

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

You can't have a pony.

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

I CAN AND I WILL! GO TO YOUR ROOM!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CLONED YOU KNOW!!

[harena.livejournal.com]

*slips Sor a pony when Rtizy isn't looking*

>.>

[ndkid.livejournal.com]

This is the second use of HBB I've seen in the past two hours. I hadn't come across it before then. Then again, it took me awhile to get BFF. Maybe I need a TLA refresher course...

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I totally explained it in my footnote --a HBB is a Hot Bi Babe. (I try to make a point of explaining acronyms, since I'm usually bad at figuring them out on my own)

Amusingly¹, I had to go look up TLA in urbandictionary...

~Sor

1: I almost said ironically, but I'm not entirely sure it is, and enough people misuse the word without me adding to it.

[ndkid.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'd looked it between the first reference, and yours, so I was up-to-date (UTD?)

Hmmm... I think your judgment was sound. In this situation, I don't think you having to look up TLA was ironic. Maybe, just a little. Certainly not as much as a song entitled "Isn't It Ironic" that uses examples that aren't ironic.

[ndkid.livejournal.com]

Also, HBB's totally exist. I dated one, and it trashed my life. Maybe they're just bad news. ;-)

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Yess....fear our evil manipulative life-trashing power!

~Sor

[ndkid.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, I'm not sure I'm old enough for you, so maybe I am safe from your HBB-EMLTP.

[leiacat.livejournal.com]

Don't I know the feeling. We should form a club for paradoxically attention-deprived HBBs. (And make out with other club members for lack of other options, or something). :)

I will note that there is nothing whatsoever un-awesome about your tits. They are quite lovely specimens. (Yes, I looked. I always look, as discreetly and politely as I can manage, of course.)

[harena.livejournal.com]

*slips in & hides under the couch of the club owing to the fact of only making one of three of those & that being the "bi"*

[leiacat.livejournal.com]

*smile* I've dwelt under my own share of virtual couches in my day.

If I may, though, as a wise and elderly Hot Babe, I shall tell you the secret of Babeness, which also goes for Hotness. We're _all_ Hot Babes. No matter what one happens to look like, if only we allow for the possibility of thinking of ourselves that way, we are Hot Babes. (Better yet, there is always _someone_ out there willing to believe our Hot Babeness, even when we don't ourselves, for those occasional bad self-image days/weeks/months/years. Sometimes the someone doesn't conveniently manifest to tell us so, and sometimes it's not a person we particularly _want_ to be the one to think so, but there is always someone, I promise.)

So, hon, you are indeed Hot, and Babely. (Incidentally, I went and looked at your icons, and if you look anything like your default, you're _very_ hot and babely). May I pass you a comfy cushion down there under the couch until you're ready to come play?

[harena.livejournal.com]

Heh. Your comment made my day (which is being pretty rotten thanks to wonky hormones) 'cause i have never ever considered myself a Babe (can a tomboy be a babe?) much less Hot.

And yes, the butterfly cap/tomboy one is me. Taken this century too! i have a few more gray hairs & stress wrinkles but that's me, all right.

*curls up on cushion until her hormones settle down*