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[sorcyress]

First, the awesome news --since my camera is borked, mom has given me her old camera. Granted, her old camera is an old camera because it has to be held together with rubber bands, and she now has a new one, but now I have a bloody brilliant little camera. Eee, sohappy. ^^

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Second, it occurred to me recently that I really can't remember who I promised what for when I take over the world. So, I'm declaring a blank slate.

Once I've taken over the world, who or what do you want from me?

Some provisions:
*Veronica is, of course, going to be my partner in crime
*Hey ShadowKev, I may need to breed some busty redheads, and to do that, I need at least one male redhead to impregnate the all breathtakingly gorgeous female redheads. Would you be at all willing? (I'll pay you well, of course)
*Boston is MINE MINE MINE MINE ALL MINE! Assorted other cities and countries may be up for grabs. Toss me a line, we'll talk.
*Randall Munroe is going to be kidnapped and forced to live inside my gigantically awesome and amazing castle. He will be my concubine! My concubine of SCIENCE!
*Okay, that last point was creepy, wasn't it?
*Swing, you're going to either have to move out of Canada or accept a private jet that will ferry you over to my castle whenever I have a party.
*Katters, same thing only with California.
*Who wants to be my hugely untrustworthy grand vizier who will attempt to overthrow me at a crucial time, providing the distraction the heroes need to kill us all?

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I have to leave the house by five in the morning tomorrow! WOO HOO!!

But hey, Keira and dancing. Life's not all bad.

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[xalolo.livejournal.com]

I also get to build a castle, and make games in it!

There should be a series of castles, yes.

[macaroniandtuna.livejournal.com]

I want a castle too. And some small tropical island or other. I don't know if I want the castle to be on the island though, I don't think they'd match very well. Oh I know! My castle will be up on a mountain, because I like the view, and the island will be some sort of vacation spot. Yes that's it.

There should be a schedule of parties, because obviously I'll want to host some too, what with my own awesometacular castle and island.

Surprise me with something else good too. I don't know what to fill my island and castle with.

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

*Who wants to be my hugely untrustworthy grand vizier who will attempt to overthrow me at a crucial time, providing the distraction the heroes need to kill us all?
Ooh! Me! Me me me me!

[mysticturtle.livejournal.com]

I'm going to want a small country to govern, in your name of course. Can you make Cornwall a separate country and let me have it?

[shield-toad111.livejournal.com]

I either want my own castle or to live in yours and take over parts of the design. Since I trust you to have both a ball pit and an amazing library with wood and dark colors and ladders, I want to be able to design the kitchen and dance hall in your castle and be able to throw amazing dance and dinner parties in it at my every whim.

I also want some rooms to fill with animals. (I was going to say a room, but then realized that was way too little.)

[la-vie-cynique.livejournal.com]

May I humbly request ownership of Ireland, as well as Japan? Or, if that is too big, may I have most of Howard County?

[vampfaery.livejournal.com]

NO! I want Ireland *evil laugh*

[la-vie-cynique.livejournal.com]

Hmm, this does present some difficulty.... Mayhaps we can come to an accord? Split the isle in twain, maybe?

[vampfaery.livejournal.com]

I'm totally up for the evil grand vizier *evil laugh*. But if the role is already taken I call Germany, Ireland, and Georgetown. :-)

[madbodger.livejournal.com]

I request the island of O'ahu and an SR-71, so I can fly out to visit you in under 2 hours whenever you want.