The most wonderful time...
Feb. 21st, 2019 08:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sorcyress*checks calendar, rolls neck, cracks knuckles*
GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS. ARE YOU AWARE WHAT DAY IT IS?
IT'S FEBRUARY 3RD!
AND AFTER AN UNFORTUNATE DORMANCY CAUSED BY...STUFF1
IT'S TIME TO BRING BACK THIS, MY FAVOURITE EVENT:
Welcome to the official EIGHT AND A HALFTH ANNUAL LESS THAN 31 WORD PORN WRITING EVENT!
"Sorry, the *what*??" you say because you haven't been my dreamwidth friend for years and years or whatever. This is a collaborative writing event I used to run every February, because February is a shitty and bleak month. People (anonymously or not) write me Hot Porms using a maximum of thirty words, near the end of the month I publish them all (totally anonymously) and we all get to enjoy a spot of hot and bothered in these, the Bad Times.
The last time I fully ran it was 2014. There was an attempt in 2015, but I was distracted by _stuff_ and only got like 15 total entries anyways, which is pretty low. I will be posting all those porms alongside the rest I get this year, even if "the rest" is the three I've written in the last couple months. I do swear on my honor as agirl scout dirty dirty slut that I will post all of these by the end of the month though.
Here's the most important details, in the blockquoty box:
I think that's everything I need to say. Go forth, my erotic friends, and create something small and beautiful for this world!
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Mental illness and everyone leaving long-form blogging, mostly.
2: "So like, you have track IP addresses on what's the point of screening comm-" well ignoring the part where it ruins the surprise, I do solemnly swear not to track down who wrote what unless you're my abusive ex-boyfriend and you write me totally horrifying and definitely non-erotic descriptions of maggots and the like. Which happened the first year of the contest. So as long as you keep it intentionally sexy, and not gross as hell, we're cool.
3: Well, full disclosure, I've chosen not to post like...three or four total porms that I've received (not counting the abovementioned gross) because they were too far on the side of rapey to make me comfortable. If that's your kink, then that's cool, but I reserve the right to not post anything that makes me squicked out.
PostScript: Yes, I frequently spell "porn" as "porm". I do the same thing with "corm". I am not totally clear why this is. It's not necessarily me being twee, as much as me being weird.
PostScript two: Just because I like bragging, I have received porn in multiple languages (include a *very* dirty chicken one), in multiple poetic forms, and a great many fandoms. The stars are the limit! Ooo, sexy starporn? Don't mind if you do...
EDIT ONE: Just reiterating that the eventual posting of the porn will be totally one hundred percent anonymous. People can (and sometimes do) identify which ones they wrote in the comments if they want, but no one is obligated to ID themselves, and I will not ID you (or me).
EDIT TWO: Also reiterating that the part in STEP ONE where I said use the tag to look up examples? Links to the LessThan31Words tag, which I do use consistently, and is attached to every entry on the topic I've made so you can see the examples from previous years.
Or, taken directly from one of those aforementioned posts that were linked, here's a pre-made version: 2014,2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008. (Warning: all links except 2014 go to livejournal instead of dreamwidth.)
GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS. ARE YOU AWARE WHAT DAY IT IS?
IT'S FEBRUARY 3RD!
AND AFTER AN UNFORTUNATE DORMANCY CAUSED BY...STUFF1
IT'S TIME TO BRING BACK THIS, MY FAVOURITE EVENT:
Welcome to the official EIGHT AND A HALFTH ANNUAL LESS THAN 31 WORD PORN WRITING EVENT!
"Sorry, the *what*??" you say because you haven't been my dreamwidth friend for years and years or whatever. This is a collaborative writing event I used to run every February, because February is a shitty and bleak month. People (anonymously or not) write me Hot Porms using a maximum of thirty words, near the end of the month I publish them all (totally anonymously) and we all get to enjoy a spot of hot and bothered in these, the Bad Times.
The last time I fully ran it was 2014. There was an attempt in 2015, but I was distracted by _stuff_ and only got like 15 total entries anyways, which is pretty low. I will be posting all those porms alongside the rest I get this year, even if "the rest" is the three I've written in the last couple months. I do swear on my honor as a
Here's the most important details, in the blockquoty box:
STEP ONE: Write porn. Silly or sexy or fanfic or reallife or funny or erotic, whatever. Make sure the porn is less than thirty-one words. Use the lessthan31words tag to look up previous examples.
STEP TWO: Post the porn in the comments here. They are screened. You can post anonymously2 if you'd like. You can also email or IM me porn.
STEP THREE: Tell your friends to come to this post and do the same.
STEP FOUR: At the end of the month, I post (hopefully) a whole heap of porn3 and we all benefit!
I think that's everything I need to say. Go forth, my erotic friends, and create something small and beautiful for this world!
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Mental illness and everyone leaving long-form blogging, mostly.
2: "So like, you have track IP addresses on what's the point of screening comm-" well ignoring the part where it ruins the surprise, I do solemnly swear not to track down who wrote what unless you're my abusive ex-boyfriend and you write me totally horrifying and definitely non-erotic descriptions of maggots and the like. Which happened the first year of the contest. So as long as you keep it intentionally sexy, and not gross as hell, we're cool.
3: Well, full disclosure, I've chosen not to post like...three or four total porms that I've received (not counting the abovementioned gross) because they were too far on the side of rapey to make me comfortable. If that's your kink, then that's cool, but I reserve the right to not post anything that makes me squicked out.
PostScript: Yes, I frequently spell "porn" as "porm". I do the same thing with "corm". I am not totally clear why this is. It's not necessarily me being twee, as much as me being weird.
PostScript two: Just because I like bragging, I have received porn in multiple languages (include a *very* dirty chicken one), in multiple poetic forms, and a great many fandoms. The stars are the limit! Ooo, sexy starporn? Don't mind if you do...
EDIT ONE: Just reiterating that the eventual posting of the porn will be totally one hundred percent anonymous. People can (and sometimes do) identify which ones they wrote in the comments if they want, but no one is obligated to ID themselves, and I will not ID you (or me).
EDIT TWO: Also reiterating that the part in STEP ONE where I said use the tag to look up examples? Links to the LessThan31Words tag, which I do use consistently, and is attached to every entry on the topic I've made so you can see the examples from previous years.
Or, taken directly from one of those aforementioned posts that were linked, here's a pre-made version: 2014,2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008. (Warning: all links except 2014 go to livejournal instead of dreamwidth.)