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Feb. 3rd, 2013 01:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sorcyressHear ye, hear ye! I, Sor Kyress, being of horny body and strange mind, do observe the date of this day to be the third day of February, in the year 2013. That means it's time to run my favourite feature of this livejournal: The Sixth Annual <31 Word Porn Competition!
(Not actually a competition.)
In case you are new, the way it works is this: The comments to this entry are screened. You write me porn, or smut, or erotica, or cheesy romance, or whatever suits your fancy. I keep it hidden for a few weeks, and then near the end of the month, I make a post with a WHOLE BUNCHA DIRTY STORIES! Everyone reads them and rejoices!
What are the rules of the contest? There is but one formal rule: Less than 31 words! Thirty is fine. Twenty-nine is fine. Thirty-one? RIGHT OUT. Keep it short!
There are some unstated rules that sorta boil down to "I claim editorial duty over these stories, and if you write something that I find really triggering or non-consensual or dubious-consensual or gross or otherwise not something I'm willing to post public, I won't." If you object to this, host your own damn porn-writing contest.
If you need inspiration, you can browse the LessThan31Words tag on my livejournal, or just jump straight to a previous year's entries (2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008.)
Now get writing, mein lieblings!
~Sor
MOOP!
(Not actually a competition.)
In case you are new, the way it works is this: The comments to this entry are screened. You write me porn, or smut, or erotica, or cheesy romance, or whatever suits your fancy. I keep it hidden for a few weeks, and then near the end of the month, I make a post with a WHOLE BUNCHA DIRTY STORIES! Everyone reads them and rejoices!
What are the rules of the contest? There is but one formal rule: Less than 31 words! Thirty is fine. Twenty-nine is fine. Thirty-one? RIGHT OUT. Keep it short!
There are some unstated rules that sorta boil down to "I claim editorial duty over these stories, and if you write something that I find really triggering or non-consensual or dubious-consensual or gross or otherwise not something I'm willing to post public, I won't." If you object to this, host your own damn porn-writing contest.
If you need inspiration, you can browse the LessThan31Words tag on my livejournal, or just jump straight to a previous year's entries (2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008.)
Now get writing, mein lieblings!
~Sor
MOOP!