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Bike Dino!
Photo taken by me, art *not* drawn by me. This is the price board for the Friendly Local Bike Shop where I will be getting my new bike. Somehow, I never noticed that they have a Dinosaur on a Bicycle until today. I think this is a good omen.

So here's the deal. You people are ridiculous and seem to have decided to throw ALL THE MONEY at me, and just what is this I don't even in the extreme.

So just what has happened?

Just what has happened is that you guys have offered up about three times what I was looking for1. jere7my is going to send/post the final total tonight, so y'all can remember how much you donated and be all "but what?!" with me.

This is ridiculous, and I'm kindof at a loss of what to do with that much money. But I have ideas...

What is your idea/plan for the Katstarter?

My idea/plan for the Katstarter is that everyone gets their bids reduced as much as they want. If you have suddenly realized that you're not actually solvent this week, or decided that because you don't know me bugger this, or whatever you are welcome to pull out, or offer half-bids or whatever. No judgement here, I know what it feels like to be poor --this is why I'm doing this, after all.

But I refuse to reduce my bid! We want you to have a really bang up bike, with kevlar tires, and a kickstand and a rack, and good panniers, and a front basket, and streamers, and a little portable bike pump, and a pull-along trailer, and a horn that goes a-ooga!

Well okay then. I want all that nonsense as well.

So here is my plan for the *money*:

My plan is that I am going to go buy a bike tomorrow, with a rack, a kickstand, and better-than-normal tires. (What is, tentatively, "the essentials").

The bike I picked out is 460$. Rack is about 20$ for bolts and installation2. Kickstand is about 20$. Better than normal tires are about 50$ each3.

This means I am looking at about 600$, which seems to be still less than the lot of you threw at me. However, I need/want the bike immediately, so I am gonna go ahead and buy it tomorrow.

Buy it tomorrow? But we haven't given you money yet! How do we do that?!

Well, I'll be spending my rent money4 to do this, so hopefully how you do this is soon. If you want to give me money, here's how (in descending order of preference):

  1. Hand me a check or cash the next time you see me. Or hand jere7my a check or cash the next time you see *him*.

  2. Mail me a check (please don't mail cash) to the Somerville address listed here. If you can't access that entry, you can e-mail me at [kdsorceress at gmail] to get it.

  3. Paypal me using the e-mail address [kdsorceress at gmail]. I really don't prefer this option, because I have heard some straight up horror stories about Paypal and money disappearing and I do not particularly trust them.

  4. Work something out with jere7my or Sparr or me using some mysterious additional way of sending money.


The deadline to throw money at me for this is my birthday, August 28th.

And if there's extra money?

If I get more money than I spend, then all of that money will get marked down and exclusively used for bike-type-goodies. I can't promise that one of those goodies won't be streamers for the handlebars, but most of it will go to having a better cargo set up (for when I want to go on longer trips) or general tools/repairs/knowledge. I know there are general bike maintenance classes in the area, if I have the money, I'd potentially love to take one.

I promise anything you give me will be spent on bike-nonsense (or maybe possibly mailing-drawing nonsense) and nothing else.

Now the all-important question: What about those drawings you promised us?!

So, I won't start drawing things until mid-September. This is because it looks like my schedule is going to become Dragon*Con, drive cross country, and spend a week in Maryland all in rapid succession. But!

I promise to get all drawings done and sent by the end of the world, December 21, 2012.5

I will draw literally anything you want (although the original suggestion was dinosaurs on bicycles), though I reserve the right to shoot down a suggestion for being far too complicated or time-intensive. I work solely in physical mediums --crayons, pencil, pencil-with-ink, or pen-sketch. I used to use a lot of coloured pencils, I'm happy to try some of that again. Most of my stuff skews cartoony over realistic.

But I am not an artist, just this person who draws sometimes, so do not expect Great Art. If you want examples of what I do, you can see some less recent stuff in my DeviantArt gallery and more recent stuff in my Flickr

If you want the physical copy, you're gonna have to get me an address (or be somewhere I can hand it off to you sometime). Your name and request goes on The List once I have received payment from you, and I reserve the right to get the drawings done in whatever order I please, just so they're all done in time.

And I think that's everything. Questions, comments, etc?

You lot are completely amazing, and I just don't even know how to handle it anymore.

~Sor
MOOP!

1: According to jere7my --I am very intentionally not allowing myself to count money or think about it until tonight when the Katstarter formally closes.

2: I don't have to buy it because a friend from Squares saw a message on Leftover Soup that I was looking for a bike and what the hell friends, this is ridiculously wonderful. And you should all go read Leftover Soup. Is good comic!

3: But I'm hoping to work something out where I only pay the difference between regular tires and better tires, rather than having to buy both. This would about halve the cost of nicer tires.

4: Not as distressing as it sounds, I have about two months rent in the bank right now. But this eliminates my safety cushion.

5: It was going to be the end of the year, but then I decided I'd rather relax over winter break.

on 2012-08-16 01:01 pm (UTC)
harena: (Nummy!)
Posted by [personal profile] harena
BECAUSE I GAVE YOU MONEY I DEMAND YOU DELIVER MY DRAWING IN PERSON BECAUSE I AM AN ENTITLED FERRET

No, actually, get it to me any old way you can and when you can and so on and so forth. In fact, i completely understand if there are people higher on your priority list and i don't get mine till foreverfromnow. ^_^

on 2012-08-16 01:28 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] whimmydiddle.livejournal.com
OhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease let two cats on a tandem not be too hard, because if you know anything about me and [personal profile] chickenhat, you know this is the picture we must have!

(Edited for typo.)
Edited on 2012-08-16 01:29 am (UTC)

on 2012-08-16 02:04 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Oh, that'll be fine. Yours will probably be on the later side of pictures being sent out (because I want very much to have some bicycle-drawing practice under my belt by then), but I have a vague idea for how I want it to look, and am happy to draw it.

(To be perfectly honest, I enjoy drawing challenges --it's why I have so much fun when I play Pictionary or Who What Where. I just wanted to cover my bases in case someone wanted me to stretch my boundaries too far)

~Sor

on 2012-08-16 01:33 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] whimmydiddle.livejournal.com
Also, flat change for 10 bucks? Does that include gears in the hub?

Also, we must see a pic of the bike!!! (I don't remember getting to see Elanor!!!)

Can you tell I'm psyched?

on 2012-08-16 01:57 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
I'll make you more psyched, the new bike is going to be lavender! Not particularly purple, unfortunately, but a sort of brushed-steel colour with a pale purple tint.

I took pictures of Elanor but never really got around to putting them online. I will probably put pictures of both online together.

I don't know what you mean by gears in the hub. I repair/change flats myself, and Ace doesn't charge for just using their compressed air tank to fill the tires, so I haven't (knock on wood) had to go to them for a flat yet. Reminder that I need more patches though...

~Sor

on 2012-08-17 02:56 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] whimmydiddle.livejournal.com
Lavender is good! No way will this bike be as awesome ad Aubergine, but really, pitting any bike against Aubie's anodized aluminum trim is really an unfair contest... :-)

on 2012-08-16 04:08 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jbsegal.livejournal.com
Um. Aardvark makes good armored tires that sure weren't $50/ea when I bought them a few years ago. I haven't looked at prices in quite a while, though.

on 2012-08-16 12:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tacnukesoul.livejournal.com
First, can I give you the money at D*C? that'll be the first time I'll see you, I believe.

Second, anything is fine but I'd really like caricatures/cartoons of the girls, if possible.

on 2012-08-16 01:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
That sounds fine.

I will see what I can do --is it possible I can get a recent picture of them to use as reference? I think if I have any pictures they're at least a half-decade out of date at this point.

~Sor

on 2012-08-16 02:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
That sounds fine.

I will see what I can do --is it possible I can get a recent picture of them to use as reference? I think if I have any pictures they're at least a half-decade out of date at this point.

~Sor

The check is in the mail!

on 2012-08-28 02:37 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] whimmydiddle.livejournal.com
I had to go to the last Newport & then go visit my Mother in Florida in rapid succession, and then I came home to find a furnace that needs replacing and a cat that has become terrified of the litter box. Tonight I sat down to catch up on a long list of overdue donations, and yours is one of them. I am not backing out, I'm just running on ice. Please forgive me and POST PICTURES!!!!

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