Relationship Redacted

[sorcyress]

Just to review, my current relationshippy things. This is the sort of thing that happens when I don't get enough sleep (I was up until seven in the morning, because of [REDACTED]!) and spend the entire day flailing about section three item three there. I get goofy, and write posts like this.

No, I am not going to translate. Although if you successfully guess, you're welcome to out yourself (and ONLY yourself). Unless you are [REDACTED]. That one I am keeping secret, because [REDACTED].

[REDACTED]: Actually talking regularly, also dates, also generally quite nice.
[REDACTED]: Trying very hard to get better. [REDACTED], [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]: Haha, everything is terrible forever, but maybe it will be better? mostly I just feel lost and alone. To be totally honest actually, everything is going pretty well indeed, it's just that time is evil and denying me what I need here. Hence the alone --not enough time to not be alone. SHUT UP IT MAKES SENSE.
[REDACTED]: Everything is differently terrible forever. Mostly I feel ignored. Except it's all rapidly getting better, theoretically. It's all getting interesting, at least. And it is getting better, slowly, and I look forward to what comes next.

[REDACTED]: kaput, with an occasional kiss.
[REDACTED]: kaput due to OMGBUSY, also [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]: WE SHOULD REALLY QUITE WORK ON THAT, OKAY?!
[REDACTED]: kaput due to monogamuggleity
[REDACTED]: kaput due to [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: increasingly cuddly and friendly? Something should be worked out that involves us hanging [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]: Hahahahahhaahhahahaahano. After all, I do not want to be on fire.
[REDACTED]: NO ONE KNOWS! Ohgodohgodohgodohgod I have not been this flailing about a crush since...since I asked Blue out. Oh god.
[REDACTED]: [REDACTED] I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]: He doesn't like Resee's, he's not even on the list. (Okay, technically he just doesn't like *candy* and he is totally semi my rock right now, so he's cool. But not for relationshipping just for some straight up goldenrod friendship.)
[REDACTED:] No, I don't think anything's going to happen with *me* and her except friendship. We're both too [REDACTED] for anything else.

[REDACTED]: I...don't know? I think I am content to [REDACTED] it up.
[REDACTED]: Ditto

[REDACTED]: [REDACTED], ho?
[REDACTED]: Or maybe here
[REDACTED]: Or maybe here

(Hopefully obviously, I am not dating this many people. Lordsno. This is a composite of the people I am SOs with, the people I have been casually dating in the last year or so, the people I have kissed recently, and a couple other people who have some form of relationship I'm reluctant to describe as purely platonic, or who I am interested in, or was interested in, or expect to be interested in. And, you know, anyone else who would make this list sillier.)

Yes, my life is this fascinating _all the time_. It's what happens when you do high-impact flirtatious activity¹ three times a week!

~Sor
MOOP!

1: Well, what would *you* call dancing?

Comments

[gnibbles.livejournal.com]

Dancing seems pretty low-impact to me. My idea of a high-impact flirtatious activity would be like, full contact aikido or something like that.