Absurd Questions

[sorcyress]

Oh, new question for everyone. This is totally stolen, without permission, from a friend of mine:

You are now in a massively over-the-top action movie. Bad Guys(tm) have swarmed your place of work. They are opposite-your-alignment, they are numerous, and you must defeat them in hand to hand combat! Lives are at stake --the *world* is at stake. Given two minutes lead time to prepare, how do you kick all the ass?

(Yes, this is at least partially to find out where you lot are working these days.)

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[bluecannery.livejournal.com]

First of all, send the campers in as cannon fodder. What's that, Problem Children? You don't want to do this? You never want to do anything! Get out there and defend your camp! (This should buy me a few more minutes.)
Second, I could use hand-to-hand, but I think I'll save that for when things get really tough. Spend that time I gained to soup up Princess "Dawn of the Dead" (remake) style so I can mow those Marvin Farmers DOWN. A few of the other counselors would be riding along, using the weapons to take down any that we don't run over. If campers get in the way, their sacrifice will not be in vain.
If any Nogoodniks remain, gather up the nerdstaff and have an epic lightsaber-esque battle in Unicorn Field. That's where the big stand-off would be, of course, and that's when my hand-to-hand combat might come into play.
Afterwards, we have a ceremony (probably in campfire form, since this is froxxin' GS camp) to remember the fallen and celebrate our victory and reflect on what we've learned and probably have a sing-along (again, this is GS camp).

[bluecannery.livejournal.com]

Also, the final battle would be in the rain because a) it rains a lot here, so it would only be natural and 2) it makes it that much more dramatic.
And we would end with linger before sending the living campers off to bed. There might be s'mores.
Also also, one of my bosses approves of this plan. I think I win.