Absurd Questions

[sorcyress]

Oh, new question for everyone. This is totally stolen, without permission, from a friend of mine:

You are now in a massively over-the-top action movie. Bad Guys(tm) have swarmed your place of work. They are opposite-your-alignment, they are numerous, and you must defeat them in hand to hand combat! Lives are at stake --the *world* is at stake. Given two minutes lead time to prepare, how do you kick all the ass?

(Yes, this is at least partially to find out where you lot are working these days.)

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[blueeowyn.livejournal.com]

If it had happened on Monday, I would have taken the jackhammers and used them. Today? Probably try to find a way to repurpose the CD shredder to attack people. Failing that, we have a fair amount of computer equipment that is going to be surplused, throwing it on the bad guys as they come up the stairs might be very effective.

Another option would be find the proverbial red tape and use it to set up webs to catch and hold the bad guys.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Catching them in a red tape web and shredding them is an excellent plan.

That being said, I kinda like the image of a super bulky old computer monitor suddenly flying down the staircase and crashing into someone. It would be dramatic, at the very least.

~Sor

[blueeowyn.livejournal.com]

Even some of the desktop towers could do some serious damage.