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[sorcyress]

See, I don't *just* IM with Rackle. I IM with lots of people. Today I was IMing with Magus!

12:23:20 AM Magus Marc: The cat is trying to steal my ice cream.
12:23:28 AM Just Sor: ...
12:23:35 AM Just Sor: QUICK LOOK OVER THERE!
12:23:43 AM Just Sor: *quite sensibly also tries to steal your ice cream*
12:23:48 AM Magus Marc: u888888rrttttt4==4444444444444e================eeeeeeeeeeee
12:24:09 AM Magus Marc: You distracted me long enough for Parker to scramble up onto the computer and taste the ice cream...
12:24:24 AM Magus Marc: I want some of my own ice cream, dammit.

(He says to note that Parker is the ferret)

I think everyone should buy Magus ice cream to make up for this terrible situation.

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[marcmagus]

Too late.

I'll send 100,000 [something] to know what nefarious plot she tried to steal my ice cream to further.

[lyrwen.livejournal.com]

Well, one postulates thus:

Why steal your ice cream? The only difference between your ice cream and normal ice cream is that you have been eating it. If she wishes to deprive you of ice cream, it would be more effective to steal your wallet. Ergo we conclude that she wants icecream, mid-you-eating-it, itself. Three possible explanations present themselves;
1) Sor wants your DNA to make a targeted missile
2) Sor wants your DNA to make an army of clones
3) Sor is training an attack stegosaurus, responsive to you, for your birthday.
Now, I think we can exclude 1) on observation since Sor really likes you and is unlikely to blow you up. An army of clones is generally constructed with the goals of mass brute force in mind. This gives two options: get DNA from the nearest bodybuilder or gridiron player, of which I don't belieeeeve you are either, or use your own DNA, so that you can hide amongst your minions when the mob with pitchforks comes and also to guarantees loyalty and parallel ideals among your army. Thus, your DNA is unnecessary for this objective unless further nefarious plots of which I am unaware are in play.
This leaves 3), which seems perfectly plausable to me. However I have yet to test this hypothesis, so I advise you don't get your hopes up too much incase of disappointment later.

[marcmagus]

Thank you. If I get your email address, I will send 100,000 as promised.

I shouldn't speculate publicly as to whether Sor might have other reasons to want to clone me, should I?

[lyrwen.livejournal.com]

RachelHOC@gmail.com

Curious to know what you'll send 100,000 of :P

Huhhh-- Oh! OH! MAXIMUM SNICKER! :D