Peanut Butter and Jelly!
Aug. 12th, 2009 12:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sorcyressIt's been a couple months since I've tried to intentionally1 start a flame war, so let's2 have at it!
What is the best way to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Remember, anyone who disagrees is probably a commie pinko slimeball who raises nazi kittens, so have at 'em!
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Intentionally? That kind of drama mongering would be WRONG! I would never do such a henious thing. Which is to say, I have probably let my shit-stirring instincts take over a couple times, but there's only one post I've ever posted that was posted *intentionally* to try and cause trolls, flames, and dramallamas. Bonus stalker points if you know which one.
((It pretty much worked, too, including way more drama than I expected, which is pretty fitting, honestly.))
2: let's = let us. The apostrophe means U!
What is the best way to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Remember, anyone who disagrees is probably a commie pinko slimeball who raises nazi kittens, so have at 'em!
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Intentionally? That kind of drama mongering would be WRONG! I would never do such a henious thing. Which is to say, I have probably let my shit-stirring instincts take over a couple times, but there's only one post I've ever posted that was posted *intentionally* to try and cause trolls, flames, and dramallamas. Bonus stalker points if you know which one.
((It pretty much worked, too, including way more drama than I expected, which is pretty fitting, honestly.))
2: let's = let us. The apostrophe means U!
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on 2009-08-17 06:14 am (UTC)1. The bread needs to be good—whole wheat or multi-grain (rye isn't bad, but I don't think it goes as well with sweet things), reasonably dense so it doesn't squish. Preferably home-made.
3.a. This seems like it would result in an excess of peanut butter in proportion to the jelly. If the bread is sufficiently sturdy, it won't soak in much anyway.
4. Good jelly (or, really, jam) is important, here, too. I suggest a good marmalade. Certainly something with a bit of tartness to it, not just sugar.
6. Triangles are only more stable if you're standing them up, or if they have legs. In a sandwich, the sharp corners are weak points. Trapezoids are an acceptable alternative, however.