Hate comments...w00t!

[sorcyress]

I GOT HATEMAIL!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!

Well...ok, actually it's a hate-comment. But it's all good.

Quote:

"god u can be such a bitch sumtimes...i HATE u"

Sqweehehehehehehehe!! This is most excellent! Oh grammar-faerie....!

*scurries about cheerfully fixing things.*

Here you go, oh Secret Despiser! Your sentance should actually read:

"God, you can be such a bitch sometime...I HATE you."

Much better.

*runs around dancing* Someonehatesmesomeonehatesmesomeonehatesme! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

This is so perfect for fitting my mood! For possibly the first time EVER last night I had this period of time full of complete unconditional love for myself. I was cool, I was hoopy and froody and all that happy jazz and I rocked. I could feel myself rocking. It was a cool feeling.

And today, I turn on my computer and WHAM! Hate comments in my livejournal! Badly grammard hate-comments even! This is looking like it'll be a Totally Awesome Day!

Now, the only thing left to do is to figure out who it is, and whether or not I know them!

Because if I DO know them...

Then the fun can REALLY begin!

~Sorceress

MOOP!

(((Is it a bad sign that I have this huge stupid grin on my face and that I'm litterally giggling like an idiot at this? I LOVE geting flamed, it's really fun. Maybe it's because I love haveing enimies, because I'm really good at being TERRIBLY nice to them, and pissing them off even more. Theres nothing more fun than beings a smart-ass!)))

Comments

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

Theres nothing more fun than being a smart-ass!

A-MEN!!! :)

Troll-baiting is one of my hobbies, too. It's usually just puting fuel on the fire, but damn it's a feeling of power to lay the verbal smack-down on them...

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Oh it's way fun to be super nice to people who hate me. It may be putting fuel on teh fire, but the looks of utter loathing I get are just amazing.

~Sor

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/support/faqbrowse.bml?faqid=66

Start logging IP addresses. That way, if your troll comments again you'll have their IP address.

I know how to track them down using that number.

Well...

[markbark.livejournal.com]

you could always track the IP they CLAIM to be coming from.
IP addresses are LAUGHABLY easy to change (NATing, IP Spoof, etc)

Regardless of anything you are indeed a lovable smart-ass Ms Kat and shan't ever see any hate mail from this IP

--MAB

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

If they can't bother to learn to spell, I figure they're probably too uneducated to know how to change or spoof their IP address...

Still, just the threat of tracking them down might be enough to get them to cower in fear...

Re: Well...

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I know I'm a loveable smart-ass! I've worked hard to become so!!

And they could always try posting from a library or other public place with internet enabled computers.

But really, I agree with Janny. (see above)

~Sor

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah yeah. I've actually been thinking about doing this for a looooooong time now, I've just never bothered. But then, I am amazingly lazy after all.

*fixes*

There. *shrugs* I don't see how it'll make a difference.

~Sor

[pebbles12300426.livejournal.com]

lol. You are really crazy sometimes. I don't know who that is, but they're the one who's being a bitch. I hope you do find out. So you can be TERRIBLY nice to them. XD

~Adam B.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Oh I will. Killing people with kindness kicks ass.

~Sor

[sonsashi.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be a comment directed at God, not you? Grammatically, the person made God the subject of the sentence. The person did not put you into the sentence whatsoever, and, however unintentionally, said they hate God. I think it is pretty funny...

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*zaphgrins*

This is why I love literery nerds above all others. Because you are entierly right.

I love our stupid, mixed-up, crazy language!

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

And the stupid, mixed-up, crazy people that speak it.

Oh, and the not-so-stupid, yet still mixed-up and crazy people, also.

In a purely platonic way, naturally.

Funny: I almost mispelled 'purely' 'purple'. Twice, in fact.

Yes, literary nerds rock. Out loud. Even if most of us are smart-asses. Which is, indeed fun.

Personally, I take pride in being a know-it-all.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*grin*

I'm not surprised. Especially after reading the fanfic.

Hoorah for purple platonic!

~Sor

[roze-hart.livejournal.com]

Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop...

Spelling Faerie Alert...

"I love haveing enimies"

Ibiddy, bibiddy, bobiddy, boo...let me spell-check this for you!

"I love having enemies"

Now, isn't that better?



Flex, the friendly, neighbohood, spell-checker

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Right, right. I knew that, I swear.

Eh. I can't spell to save my life. I can only pretend.

~Sor

[howtoshyne.livejournal.com]

Yes. I saw SEVERAL spelling errors. (spelling is MY thing)

This one amused me most. (since you were, in fact, checking their grammar)

'Here you go, oh Secret Despiser! Your sentance should actually read:'

Sentance, I presume, was implied... *tries to sound smart* *fails*

Oh hell, you just spelled sentence wrong! *kisses*
~mica

[jarne.livejournal.com]

*checks username*. This IS Sor's LJ... and someone posted that they hate the person who's LJ this was... which would be you. So... someone hates you. But you're Sor and Sor is impossibly cool. And nobody can hate someone who is impossibly cool.
So, we have someone who hates Sor, but it's impossible to hate Sor. That doesn't work.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Technically (Check Sonsashi's comment) the person pointed out that the hated God and thought God is a bitch.

And it's possible to hate somebody who's impossibly cool. Just very very improbable.

And thank you!

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Don't you hate when you mess up while correcting someone?

Therefore, I won't point out that you missed the ess at the end of 'sometimes'.

Nope, not me.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Shh! I can't spell!

I hate you all.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

You hate every last one of me?!

But.. but... but...

Wait, does that include you?

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

No. 'I hate you all' is just a random statement I say sometimes. It's not nessecarily true.

Similar to ________trumps all.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

PS: Have you thought that someone out there just may be trying to become your enemy so that you will be terribly nice to them?

YOU'RE A PAWN!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Ew, no.

The LARPC people specifically don't use pawns in their games. Because really, who wants to be a pawn?

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

...larpc...

As in... live action roll playing... chess?

...why does that sound so freaking awesome?