Reasons why I love my roommate:

[sorcyress]

Well, some of the reasons why I love my roommate, anyways.

1) She does not kill me when my alarm accidentally wakes her up by playing "Hail to the Chief" in funeral march form.

1a) She does not kill me because I have to get up at seven on the days when she doesn't even go to class until one.

2) She reminds me to get my maths homework done, usually by saying something along the lines of "Have you done the worksheet yet?"

3) She turned the heat on sometime between me leaving for classes and me coming back after classes so that when I walked into the room I was bathed in warmth and OHMAN SO NICE NOMNOM!

In other news, the palm of my right hand is way itchy all of a sudden. I've either been masturbating too much, or I have tiny bugs under my skin. There can be no other explanation.

In other other news...yeah. Stuff. Have I mentioned that I found a store that will sell me kinder bueno bars? I bought three and shared them out last night. But I still have a stick left, all wrapped up and waiting for me...heh heh heh.

In other other other news, I have a horribly evil idea for a lifefanfic*. I may not write it though, as it's kinda similar to Greas-sassins part V. Which I haven't written yet.

In other (x4) news, I am thinking about writing a permalink with a brief history of this livejournal. Because I can. If I really get on the ball, I'll make that my 1000th post or something equally spifty.

...Fuck, I write a lot. Ah well.

~Sor
MOOP!

*combination of a lifefic and a fanfic. See...Therapist, by Ky, for an awesome example using Czolgosz (from Assassins) and Erika and The Katters (from the real world).

Comments

[leenah.livejournal.com]

the palm of my right hand is way itchy all of a sudden.

my mom would have said "you're going to shake hands with a stranger."

[oneskunktodd.livejournal.com]

Maybe you have tiny bugs masturbating under your skin? :P

[vampfaery.livejournal.com]

That is way more info than I wanted to hear, lol. :-)

It could just be that your epithelial cells are ready to be shed... I know abstract ideas right?

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Take it with a grain of salt, babe. I assure you, I was being satirical.

~Sor

[oneskunktodd.livejournal.com]

I would think a grain of salt would cause a burning sensation but maybe that's just me. :)

[thorog.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you talked about lifefic without talking about KZ* or STJ :(

Speaking of which

WRITE STJ

Also

EXCHANGES

(eventually you'll do one of them)

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

KZ* and STJ are both pure lifefic, as opposed to Therapist which has components from the real world juxtaposed with components from a work of fiction, ie, Katters and Erika and Czolgsz.

Another example of a lifefanfic (as opposed to pure fanfic or pure lifefic) would be the Hijackers Guide to the Galaxy. But I haven't got a handy link to that.

~Sor

[thorog.livejournal.com]

Because time-travelling fridges and pet raptors are real-world examples :P

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

They're certainly not fanfiction examples. The fridge is a component purely from your mind, which exists in the real world, and the closest thing Brutus is from would be Jurassic Park and JP doesn't own dinosaurs, I mean, honestly.

[thorog.livejournal.com]

Gnmeer.

[harena.livejournal.com]

nononono, not masturbate, unsquiggle! :D

*waves a Hypertwin^tm Definitions banner*

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

1) She does not kill me when my alarm accidentally wakes her up by playing "Hail to the Chief" in funeral march form.
Greatest alarm ever.

In other other other news, I have a horribly evil idea for a lifefanfic*. I may not write it though, as it's kinda similar to Greas-sassins part V. Which I haven't written yet.
Do it. Do both.

In other (x4) news, I am thinking about writing a permalink with a brief history of this livejournal. Because I can. If I really get on the ball, I'll make that my 1000th post or something equally spifty.
This too.

[boredmder.livejournal.com]

"...I've either been masturbating too much..."
(cut all of the unimportant stuff)


I seem to share that same affliction...