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"If trapping someone in your closet isn't "owning" them, I don't know what is."

Katters, in reference to my babblings on This Picture.

~Sor
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11:49:26 PM erikavonkaiser: I'm reading an article about a guy who got frostbite and cut off the ends of his fingers with a Black & Decker vise
11:49:40 PM OtherKat: With a Black?
11:49:47 PM OtherKat: A Black Book?
11:49:49 PM erikavonkaiser: ... & Decker vise?
11:50:20 PM OtherKat: ...
11:51:54 PM erikavonkaiser: Don't you ellipse at me
11:51:58 PM erikavonkaiser: My stomach is making odd noises
11:52:27 PM OtherKat: I think I'm being exceptionally dense but I don't get your sentence about reading an article about a guy who got frostbite and cut off the ends of his fingers with a black
11:53:29 PM erikavonkaiser: erikavonkaiser: I'm reading an article about a guy who got frostbite and cut off the ends of his fingers with a Black & Decker vise
11:53:34 PM erikavonkaiser: A Black & Decker vise
11:53:42 PM erikavonkaiser: It's a brand
11:53:57 PM OtherKat: A brand of what?
11:54:00 PM erikavonkaiser: Tool!
11:54:11 PM OtherKat: What kind of tool?!
11:55:00 PM erikavonkaiser: Black & Decker is a company that manufactors tools, like hammers and sanders, and a vise is this thing here: http://www.brassandtool.com/images/Garvin/gbv-0159-TableVise.jpg
11:55:16 PM OtherKat: I'm just going to give up here
11:55:27 PM OtherKat: Because last I heard black was a colour and used to describe things
11:56:17 PM erikavonkaiser: Black & Decker is one phrase
11:56:20 PM erikavonkaiser: Like Johnson & Johnson
11:56:37 PM erikavonkaiser: Sor, help me out here
11:56:57 PM erikavonkaiser: http://www.blackanddecker.com/
11:57:25 PM OtherKat: Yeah, see, I've never heard of Black and Decker tools referred to as Black
11:57:32 PM OtherKat: Also that's a brand name and not a type of tool
11:57:34 PM erikavonkaiser: I didn't sy Black!
11:57:36 PM erikavonkaiser: say*
11:57:38 PM OtherKat: You did too
11:57:43 PM erikavonkaiser: I said Black & Decker!
11:57:45 PM erikavonkaiser: I did not!
11:57:53 PM erikavonkaiser: And yes, I said it was a brand
11:57:57 PM erikavonkaiser: A Black & Decker vise
11:58:01 PM OtherKat: Either you are trying desperately to confuse me or I'm not getting all of your messages
11:58:09 PM erikavonkaiser: I swear to God I'm not trying to confuse you
11:58:16 PM erikavonkaiser: And if you're messing with me I'll tear your head off
11:58:21 PM OtherKat:
erikavonkaiser: I didn't sy Black!
erikavonkaiser: say*
areteesea: You did too
erikavonkaiser: I said Black
11:58:27 PM erikavonkaiser: You're not getting all of my messages
11:58:29 PM OtherKat:
erikavonkaiser: erikavonkaiser: I'm reading an article about a guy who got frostbite and cut off the ends of his fingers with a Black

It was eventually revealed that everytime someone posted an ampersand, Katters couldn't see anything posted after it.

It was somewhat amusing.

~Sor
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Also, Katters fixed it, so you can't make fun of her behind her back. Not that anyone I know would ever do that, ohno.