(SAL) The Riff War

[sorcyress]

*calls up her favorite nonrobot assasin*

OASIS: Yes?

Hey, love, can I pull in a favor?

OASIS: I owe you nothing.

Yeah, thats besides the point. Anyway, can you go get Riff back for me? I'll draw some really nice YouxTorg pics.

OASIS: And within a week you'll go back to worshiping the Riff and me pairing.

Actually, I think I'm over that. He doesn't deserve you.

OASIS: You're still for a TorgxZoe pairing though.

Yeah, well...deal. Anyway, I'll um. Do something really nice. I know, have a cookie!

OASIS: You are a pathetic little human being.

Only when my bishies are threatened.

OASIS: You've got so many, why bother chasing after THIS one?

Because it's RIFF. Duh.

OASIS: hmmm...

OASIS: Maybe I can call in some favors for some friends.

What?

OASIS: Ever hear of a little thing called Insanity Ploy? Fix everything. Now. and I might just go rescue Riff for you.

I can't do that.

OASIS: Oh? Why not?

It's the Spectra Syndrom. They got themselves into this mess, They have to get themselves out. I only draw it.

Please?

OASIS: Who has Riff, anyways?

His name is mek. He uses an avie of you! He's um ruining your good name.

OASIS: I doubt that. But then again, you do draw me more then enough. I'll go rescue your bish for you.

Be careful, hes got a taser.

OASIS: I'm OASIS. You really think THATS going to stop me?

Good point.

~Sorceress/Kat

MOOP!

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Comments

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

What? No fair... calling up Oasis like that... *draws Obliterator and waits for Oasis to arrive*

OASIS: Are you Kat?

Depends. You Oasis? You gonna try and take MY Riff from me? *brandishes Obliterator and gestures in Riff's direction. He disappears*

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

OASIS: *blinks* so, did you actually obliterate him, or just transport him somewhere else?

(Me:) *sends out serch robots to find and recapture Riff.

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

I don't get emails saying you've replied unless you've actually replied.
And I meant that I pointed at Oasis with the hand holding the gun and gestured at Riff with the hand NOT holding the gun.
Not that it matters anymore. We've moved on. From this battle, at least. *g*

Sheesh, man. Think I'd shoot Riff. With Teh Obliterator, no less. Oi.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

This was before I'd figured out the whole "reply" feature.

Yeah, I'm dumb.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Silly.

*throws a ferret at you*

*runs away before you figure out it's stuffed*

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*snuggles the ferret*

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

CARROT! YAY CARROT!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Say which now?

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Long story.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Oh, do tell!

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Well, I was playing Dog's Life and stacey was watching and I had to build a snowman and I found the carrot nose last, so I shouted CARROT! YAY CARROT! and since then I've shouted that at random times.

...CARROT! YAY CARROT!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*snrk*

That sounds fun!

Me and Aly have all manner of things like that. The best, by far, is "Ichabod, Ichabod Crane" said in this weird little singsony voice thats due to the fact that we watched this really weird Disney version of the Headless Horseman at one point, and it just sortof stuck.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

...dude, I own that!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

You DO!?!

When i come to visit, I might have to steal that from you for a while. Me and the kid need to watch it again, so we can refresh our memories of all the laws of physics he breaks, like floating.

And so we can watch that one hyperactive chick who "dances" by bouncing up and down extreamly fast and giggling.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

I'll need to find it. Let me first see if it's the one you're talking about. The disney version where ichabod has a really pointy nose and is really thin, right?

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Yes!!! And he walks funny!!! And he FLOATS!!

It's really bad that this has made me really hyper, isn't it...

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's the one. Now I have to find it. Hmmm

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Hmmm indeed.

Did you check under your bed?

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

There is no under my bed

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*starts to say something, and stops*

Right. Right. In fact, I knew that, it just went elsewhere in my memory.

And it could be under your mattress. Or your floorboards. Or something.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

No, I think it's probably in the movie cabinet. Unless, of course, it's lost forever.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dammit, Rohan rubs off on me too much. Which is why I've almost said people are tarting out ENTIERLY TOO MANY TIMES RECENTLY!

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

...People are... tarting... out?

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Long story. Loooooooong story.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

I demand an in depth explanation.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I can't remember it.

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Well, that's highly unreasonable of you.

[thorog.livejournal.com]

You silly twisted little girl.

[pebbles12300426.livejournal.com]

More like molest, I accidentally had my hand on her breast in one of the scenes.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

That was COMPLETELY OT Adam. I still love ya though :)

Hey Thorog, want to help me get Riff back from RTC/PDJ? She REFUSES to return him.

~Sorceress/Kat

[drama-angel3189.livejournal.com]

I love Adam more.

~V~

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

:p

Whatever.

He was MY brother-for-a-week!

~Kat

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

It's not that I refuse to return him, it's that he doesn't want to go back to you!

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

And since you've taken forever to reply to this, I declare myself official winner!

Riff is officially mine! So there! Nyah!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

BAH AND LIES!

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

*does the 'Riff is mine' dance*

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*steals Riff while you're busy dancing, hides him, and then innocently comes back and joins the dancing*

~Sor

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

*tackles you and tickles mercilessly!*

*sends Ford to look for Riff*

[janxsprit.livejournal.com]

*refuses*

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Bah, meanie-head.

[janxsprit.livejournal.com]

..."Meanie-head"? I always knew you were immature, but, well...

No, I don't know why I'm so shocked. The insult is a very 'you' thing to use.

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

Feh, I'm mature! Sometimes. When I feel like it. ¬¬