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Katarina Whimsy ([personal profile] sorcyress) wrote2004-03-15 08:32 pm
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(SAL) The Riff War

*calls up her favorite nonrobot assasin*

OASIS: Yes?

Hey, love, can I pull in a favor?

OASIS: I owe you nothing.

Yeah, thats besides the point. Anyway, can you go get Riff back for me? I'll draw some really nice YouxTorg pics.

OASIS: And within a week you'll go back to worshiping the Riff and me pairing.

Actually, I think I'm over that. He doesn't deserve you.

OASIS: You're still for a TorgxZoe pairing though.

Yeah, well...deal. Anyway, I'll um. Do something really nice. I know, have a cookie!

OASIS: You are a pathetic little human being.

Only when my bishies are threatened.

OASIS: You've got so many, why bother chasing after THIS one?

Because it's RIFF. Duh.

OASIS: hmmm...

OASIS: Maybe I can call in some favors for some friends.

What?

OASIS: Ever hear of a little thing called Insanity Ploy? Fix everything. Now. and I might just go rescue Riff for you.

I can't do that.

OASIS: Oh? Why not?

It's the Spectra Syndrom. They got themselves into this mess, They have to get themselves out. I only draw it.

Please?

OASIS: Who has Riff, anyways?

His name is mek. He uses an avie of you! He's um ruining your good name.

OASIS: I doubt that. But then again, you do draw me more then enough. I'll go rescue your bish for you.

Be careful, hes got a taser.

OASIS: I'm OASIS. You really think THATS going to stop me?

Good point.

~Sorceress/Kat

MOOP!

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[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What? No fair... calling up Oasis like that... *draws Obliterator and waits for Oasis to arrive*

OASIS: Are you Kat?

Depends. You Oasis? You gonna try and take MY Riff from me? *brandishes Obliterator and gestures in Riff's direction. He disappears*

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
OASIS: *blinks* so, did you actually obliterate him, or just transport him somewhere else?

(Me:) *sends out serch robots to find and recapture Riff.

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't get emails saying you've replied unless you've actually replied.
And I meant that I pointed at Oasis with the hand holding the gun and gestured at Riff with the hand NOT holding the gun.
Not that it matters anymore. We've moved on. From this battle, at least. *g*

Sheesh, man. Think I'd shoot Riff. With Teh Obliterator, no less. Oi.

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2005-06-24 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
This was before I'd figured out the whole "reply" feature.

Yeah, I'm dumb.

~Sor

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2005-06-24 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Silly.

*throws a ferret at you*

*runs away before you figure out it's stuffed*

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*snuggles the ferret*

~Sor

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2005-08-17 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I was playing Dog's Life and stacey was watching and I had to build a snowman and I found the carrot nose last, so I shouted CARROT! YAY CARROT! and since then I've shouted that at random times.

...CARROT! YAY CARROT!

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2005-08-20 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*snrk*

That sounds fun!

Me and Aly have all manner of things like that. The best, by far, is "Ichabod, Ichabod Crane" said in this weird little singsony voice thats due to the fact that we watched this really weird Disney version of the Headless Horseman at one point, and it just sortof stuck.

~Sor

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You DO!?!

When i come to visit, I might have to steal that from you for a while. Me and the kid need to watch it again, so we can refresh our memories of all the laws of physics he breaks, like floating.

And so we can watch that one hyperactive chick who "dances" by bouncing up and down extreamly fast and giggling.

~Sor

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2005-08-21 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll need to find it. Let me first see if it's the one you're talking about. The disney version where ichabod has a really pointy nose and is really thin, right?

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2005-08-22 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!!! And he walks funny!!! And he FLOATS!!

It's really bad that this has made me really hyper, isn't it...

~Sor

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2005-08-22 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, that's the one. Now I have to find it. Hmmm

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2005-08-22 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm indeed.

Did you check under your bed?

~Sor

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*starts to say something, and stops*

Right. Right. In fact, I knew that, it just went elsewhere in my memory.

And it could be under your mattress. Or your floorboards. Or something.

~Sor

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I think it's probably in the movie cabinet. Unless, of course, it's lost forever.

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dammit, Rohan rubs off on me too much. Which is why I've almost said people are tarting out ENTIERLY TOO MANY TIMES RECENTLY!

~Sor

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
...People are... tarting... out?

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2006-04-12 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Long story. Loooooooong story.

~Sor

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I demand an in depth explanation.

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't remember it.

~Sor

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2006-05-09 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's highly unreasonable of you.

[identity profile] thorog.livejournal.com 2004-03-15 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You silly twisted little girl.

[identity profile] pebbles12300426.livejournal.com 2004-03-16 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
More like molest, I accidentally had my hand on her breast in one of the scenes.

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2004-03-16 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That was COMPLETELY OT Adam. I still love ya though :)

Hey Thorog, want to help me get Riff back from RTC/PDJ? She REFUSES to return him.

~Sorceress/Kat

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2005-06-24 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
:p

Whatever.

He was MY brother-for-a-week!

~Kat

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2005-12-09 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's not that I refuse to return him, it's that he doesn't want to go back to you!

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2006-03-12 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And since you've taken forever to reply to this, I declare myself official winner!

Riff is officially mine! So there! Nyah!

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
*does the 'Riff is mine' dance*

[identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*steals Riff while you're busy dancing, hides him, and then innocently comes back and joins the dancing*

~Sor

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2006-05-09 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
*tackles you and tickles mercilessly!*

*sends Ford to look for Riff*

[identity profile] janxsprit.livejournal.com 2007-01-05 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
..."Meanie-head"? I always knew you were immature, but, well...

No, I don't know why I'm so shocked. The insult is a very 'you' thing to use.

[identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com 2007-01-05 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Feh, I'm mature! Sometimes. When I feel like it. ¬¬
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