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I will edit this post properly later, but this is going to be the official post for my annual(ish) Less Than 31 Words Porn Writing Event!
If you don't know what I'm talking about, feel free to consult relevant tag for more info.
If you DO know what I'm talking about, gimme them porms! (Also if you knew you wrote any last year, and want to re-send them that would be very grand, since I can attempt to find them but it's been a complicated computer situation and I'm not positive I know where they are.
UPDATED SEVERAL HOURS LATER TO HAVE ACTUAL INFORMATION:
So here's the more accurate explanation:
In 2008, six scant months after I'd turned eighteen, I was joking around on the internet and wrote an incredibly stupid porn story that was mostly an excuse to shout VAGEENER a few times. It was about thirty words long. Shortly thereafter, I decided (inspired by a livejournal friend I've long since lost track of) that this was a good idea, and maybe other people should write porn that was thirty words long.
And thus was born the Less Than 31 Words porn writing event! It is two posts a year, and I ran it consistently for about eight years before The Death Of Livejournal (and also my mental health) made me lose track of it again. I finally restarted in 2019, but missed 2020, which is frankly probably for the best given how shitshow the year was.
Post the first:
This post! This is the post in which I collect the porn! All the comments on this post are screened and will always stay that way forever. If you enjoy writing porn, you can write one (or several, or a lot) and post it in a comment(s) here. You do not have to be logged in, anonymous porn is fine! Yay porn!
Post the second:
In a few weeks! Definitely at least two weeks from now, but also before the end of February. I sit down with All The Porn and I randomize it (using a d20 hell yeah) and then I post it ALL ANONYMOUS under a cut. People read porn! The comments on that post are not screened and people talk about the porn they like! Sometimes people fess up to which ones they wrote, but that is NOT MANDATORY.
Rules: Don't be rude about other people's porn preferences. Don't use this as an excuse to send me heinously gross imagery about maggots because you're pissed I broke up with you. Don't use more than thirty words. That's all the rules!
Feel free to share this post with other people, if you're into that. The one thing I ask is that you don't connect my wallet name to my handle (so like, if you're gonna post about this on FB, don't tag me in).
Have fun!
~Sor
MOOP!
If you don't know what I'm talking about, feel free to consult relevant tag for more info.
If you DO know what I'm talking about, gimme them porms! (Also if you knew you wrote any last year, and want to re-send them that would be very grand, since I can attempt to find them but it's been a complicated computer situation and I'm not positive I know where they are.
UPDATED SEVERAL HOURS LATER TO HAVE ACTUAL INFORMATION:
So here's the more accurate explanation:
In 2008, six scant months after I'd turned eighteen, I was joking around on the internet and wrote an incredibly stupid porn story that was mostly an excuse to shout VAGEENER a few times. It was about thirty words long. Shortly thereafter, I decided (inspired by a livejournal friend I've long since lost track of) that this was a good idea, and maybe other people should write porn that was thirty words long.
And thus was born the Less Than 31 Words porn writing event! It is two posts a year, and I ran it consistently for about eight years before The Death Of Livejournal (and also my mental health) made me lose track of it again. I finally restarted in 2019, but missed 2020, which is frankly probably for the best given how shitshow the year was.
Post the first:
This post! This is the post in which I collect the porn! All the comments on this post are screened and will always stay that way forever. If you enjoy writing porn, you can write one (or several, or a lot) and post it in a comment(s) here. You do not have to be logged in, anonymous porn is fine! Yay porn!
Post the second:
In a few weeks! Definitely at least two weeks from now, but also before the end of February. I sit down with All The Porn and I randomize it (using a d20 hell yeah) and then I post it ALL ANONYMOUS under a cut. People read porn! The comments on that post are not screened and people talk about the porn they like! Sometimes people fess up to which ones they wrote, but that is NOT MANDATORY.
Rules: Don't be rude about other people's porn preferences. Don't use this as an excuse to send me heinously gross imagery about maggots because you're pissed I broke up with you. Don't use more than thirty words. That's all the rules!
Feel free to share this post with other people, if you're into that. The one thing I ask is that you don't connect my wallet name to my handle (so like, if you're gonna post about this on FB, don't tag me in).
Have fun!
~Sor
MOOP!