The most wonderful time of the year!

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!
IT'S FEBRUARY THIRD!
If that date means nothing to you, it's probably because you're new to this journal, or because you have forgotten what happens every year on February third (or at least, every year since I turned eighteen.

That's right!

It's time for the Annual Less than 31 Words Porn Writing Contest!

This was inspired by a bizarre conversation with mek, in which I wrote the greatest porn ever, and all in less than thirty-one words. The way it works is this: You write porn. I write porn. Everyone writes porn. It can be funny porn, erotic porn, bizarre porn, hot porn, silly porn, kinky porn, missionary-style-with-the-lights-out porn, limerick porn, meta porn, english porn, foreign language porn², fanfic porn, whatever you want to write.

The only restriction is that the porn must be, at most, thirty words. This is why it is called the less than thirty-one words contest, after all.

Then you take the porn, and you leave it in a comment to this post¹, or several comments to this post. You can leave it anonymous, if you want. All the comments will be screened, and I will never reveal what sorts of naughty things you wrote.

Then, in a couple of weeks --definitely before the end of February-- I will compile all the porns I have received into a randomly sorted list, and post it up for the world to enjoy. People will leave comments extolling the virtues of their favourites, and everyone will get to feel all warm and fuzzy about all the lovely words.

If you need examples or inspiration, here are the previous years selections:
2008
2009
2010

Go wild, my darlinks, and write me something *fantastic*!

~Sor
MOOP!

1: Or you e-mail it to me, or IM it to me. Whatever works for you!
2: You lose points for using google translate though. Foreign language porn is best when written by people who actually speak that language.

ETA: Of course I trust you lot. But I like having independent confirmation from people other than the submitters, just in case. So, already, is there anyone out there who can translate Spanish and/or Japanese to make sure I know what's being said?

ETA2: Feel free to crosspost, to share, to link! It leads to more porn for everyone, and that's just excellent!

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It has been pointed out that in my porn gathering post, I neglected to include "food porn".

Now, that wasn't meant to be a comprehensive list --there are more types of porns than I included there-- but food porn is a recognizable category in MOOP!, and as such, I encourage those submissions as well.

In case you're going "whut?", I solicit porn stories, written in thirty words or fewer, every February. You can submit them in the comments of this post, as anonymously as you'd like. Please do, the creativity and inspiration of my friends list is one of the highlights of my year.

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Today has been a mostly ineffectual day. I ate some food, which is good, and I worked a little bit at room cleaning and unpacking, which is excellent. All told, I need more milk crates, which is...yeah. Very much a *sigh*, as I've already purloined too many. Vertical space is my friend though, and I've few enough ways to create it.

On the plus side, my hat shelf looks fantastic right now. The top hat Brenton gave me for Holiday (Such a pretty hat!) was somehow exactly the size and stiffness to force order onto that shelf, and it really looks quite nice. Goodness I own a lot of bandanas though.

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The first was Hourly Comic Day, in which you draw a comic for every hour in which you are awake. I did mine on business cards, and I'm actually quite fond of them --I shall have to scan them and provide translations for the incomprehensibly small text.

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I have a glasses screwdriver. One last attempt to carefully take apart and clean the phone, and then I pursue other avenues. I wish I could remember where the sprint store that was helpful was --near the Coolidge Theatre, perhaps (which involves smirking, because nothing is near the Coolidge Theatre, things in that area are near a much more illicit store.)?

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That's everything for now, I think. Go write me stories! Or hell, write me truths if you're so inclined!

~Sor
MOOP!