The most wonderful time of the year!
Feb. 3rd, 2011 12:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sorcyressHEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!
IT'S FEBRUARY THIRD!
If that date means nothing to you, it's probably because you're new to this journal, or because you have forgotten what happens every year on February third (or at least, every year since I turned eighteen.
That's right!
It's time for the Annual Less than 31 Words Porn Writing Contest!
This was inspired by a bizarre conversation with mek, in which I wrote the greatest porn ever, and all in less than thirty-one words. The way it works is this: You write porn. I write porn. Everyone writes porn. It can be funny porn, erotic porn, bizarre porn, hot porn, silly porn, kinky porn, missionary-style-with-the-lights-out porn, limerick porn, meta porn, english porn, foreign language porn2, fanfic porn, whatever you want to write.
The only restriction is that the porn must be, at most, thirty words. This is why it is called the less than thirty-one words contest, after all.
Then you take the porn, and you leave it in a comment to this post1, or several comments to this post. You can leave it anonymous, if you want. All the comments will be screened, and I will never reveal what sorts of naughty things you wrote.
Then, in a couple of weeks --definitely before the end of February-- I will compile all the porns I have received into a randomly sorted list, and post it up for the world to enjoy. People will leave comments extolling the virtues of their favourites, and everyone will get to feel all warm and fuzzy about all the lovely words.
If you need examples or inspiration, here are the previous years selections:
2008
2009
2010
Go wild, my darlinks, and write me something *fantastic*!
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Or you e-mail it to me, or IM it to me. Whatever works for you!
2: You lose points for using google translate though. Foreign language porn is best when written by people who actually speak that language.
ETA: Of course I trust you lot. But I like having independent confirmation from people other than the submitters, just in case. So, already, is there anyone out there who can translate Spanish and/or Japanese to make sure I know what's being said?
ETA2: Feel free to crosspost, to share, to link! It leads to more porn for everyone, and that's just excellent!
IT'S FEBRUARY THIRD!
If that date means nothing to you, it's probably because you're new to this journal, or because you have forgotten what happens every year on February third (or at least, every year since I turned eighteen.
That's right!
It's time for the Annual Less than 31 Words Porn Writing Contest!
This was inspired by a bizarre conversation with mek, in which I wrote the greatest porn ever, and all in less than thirty-one words. The way it works is this: You write porn. I write porn. Everyone writes porn. It can be funny porn, erotic porn, bizarre porn, hot porn, silly porn, kinky porn, missionary-style-with-the-lights-out porn, limerick porn, meta porn, english porn, foreign language porn2, fanfic porn, whatever you want to write.
The only restriction is that the porn must be, at most, thirty words. This is why it is called the less than thirty-one words contest, after all.
Then you take the porn, and you leave it in a comment to this post1, or several comments to this post. You can leave it anonymous, if you want. All the comments will be screened, and I will never reveal what sorts of naughty things you wrote.
Then, in a couple of weeks --definitely before the end of February-- I will compile all the porns I have received into a randomly sorted list, and post it up for the world to enjoy. People will leave comments extolling the virtues of their favourites, and everyone will get to feel all warm and fuzzy about all the lovely words.
If you need examples or inspiration, here are the previous years selections:
2008
2009
2010
Go wild, my darlinks, and write me something *fantastic*!
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Or you e-mail it to me, or IM it to me. Whatever works for you!
2: You lose points for using google translate though. Foreign language porn is best when written by people who actually speak that language.
ETA: Of course I trust you lot. But I like having independent confirmation from people other than the submitters, just in case. So, already, is there anyone out there who can translate Spanish and/or Japanese to make sure I know what's being said?
ETA2: Feel free to crosspost, to share, to link! It leads to more porn for everyone, and that's just excellent!