This is all Joshua's fault.

[sorcyress]

[Poll #1146113]

For reference:
Danica
Riemann

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[swingerzetta.livejournal.com]

Seriously, you expect me to chose some bit of knowledge over having sex with fricken Winnie Cooper!? Man I had such a crush on her you wouldn't even believe. Course, I had a thing back then for Non Existant Girls.
And I don't like ham.

[heptadecagram.livejournal.com]

With a proof of the Riemann Hypothesis, I could have sex with anyone I want.

Wait, I already can.

don't feel bad; so does everyone else.

[shadowcaptain.livejournal.com]

you underestimate my imagination.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/shad0wcaptain/thepretty/math.jpg)

Re: don't feel bad; so does everyone else.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Gahhh! Ten minutes earlier and I would've been able to toss this to the guy who is responsible for this poll.

Also, I'll be in my bunk, etc.

~Sor

[madbodger.livejournal.com]

I've met Danica, she's absolutely enchanting in person. This was after watching her play the lead role in Proof (she was the perfect choice to play a mathematician).

[miriampenguin.livejournal.com]

I can't choose the first or third options because I'm Orthodox Jewish. Luckily, I'm a Math Major, so I find the second option rather appealing.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*tilts head* Are you not allowed to engage in homosexual acts as an Orthodox Jew?

Math is awesome.

~Sor

[blaisepascal]

As a vegetarian, I won't choose 3, but between the first two... my immediate thought was "both!"

What would be really hot would be for her to perform a strip-tease while explaining a proof of the Reimann Hypothesis.

[miriampenguin.livejournal.com]

Nope. For women, it's slightly less of a Bad Thing than for men... for men, it's prohibited by the Torah (which comes from G-d, so think of the proverbial lightning bolts). For women, it's prohibited by rabbis (which are given power to make prohibitions by the Torah... it's one level removed, so there's a teensy bit of leniency in some things that are prohibited by the rabbis, in certain situations, but I've never heard of this being one of those things). So, practically speaking, it's prohibited for both sexes.

[harena.livejournal.com]

*blindly chooses ham it being the only thing she has intimate knowledge of*

. o O (and i prefer it with brown sugar)

[astaereth.livejournal.com]

Son of a bitch. I meant to pick Riemman, because McKellar would certainly give it up for that.
But then I clicked McKellar, because I'm an idiot, so she'd never believe I came up with it on my own. Bah.

[artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com]

*also chooses ham for the same reason even though she doesn't actually like ham all that much*

[harena.livejournal.com]

Quite So. i like bacon much better. *nods*