This is all Joshua's fault.

[sorcyress]

[Poll #1146113]

For reference:
Danica
Riemann

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[swingerzetta.livejournal.com]

Seriously, you expect me to chose some bit of knowledge over having sex with fricken Winnie Cooper!? Man I had such a crush on her you wouldn't even believe. Course, I had a thing back then for Non Existant Girls.
And I don't like ham.

[heptadecagram.livejournal.com]

With a proof of the Riemann Hypothesis, I could have sex with anyone I want.

Wait, I already can.

don't feel bad; so does everyone else.

[shadowcaptain.livejournal.com]

you underestimate my imagination.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/shad0wcaptain/thepretty/math.jpg)

[madbodger.livejournal.com]

I've met Danica, she's absolutely enchanting in person. This was after watching her play the lead role in Proof (she was the perfect choice to play a mathematician).

[miriampenguin.livejournal.com]

I can't choose the first or third options because I'm Orthodox Jewish. Luckily, I'm a Math Major, so I find the second option rather appealing.

[blaisepascal]

As a vegetarian, I won't choose 3, but between the first two... my immediate thought was "both!"

What would be really hot would be for her to perform a strip-tease while explaining a proof of the Reimann Hypothesis.

[harena.livejournal.com]

*blindly chooses ham it being the only thing she has intimate knowledge of*

. o O (and i prefer it with brown sugar)

[astaereth.livejournal.com]

Son of a bitch. I meant to pick Riemman, because McKellar would certainly give it up for that.
But then I clicked McKellar, because I'm an idiot, so she'd never believe I came up with it on my own. Bah.