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Jun. 18th, 2008 08:35 pmSoyeah. Roundabouts February, I decided to start keeping track of the status messages I use on my IM. This is the second collection (hit the tag 'statusmessages' to get the first), and unlike the first, it's not complete (I tossed out the boring ones) and semi-annotated.
It's still hella long though, and therefore behind a ( cut )
Also:
Me: *for reasons too complex to go in to* Stupid male recovery period.
Josh: You want to know the real reason for the male recovery period?
Me: yeah?
Josh: It's so we can go get you a sandwich.
Me: ...What?
Josh: See, you're all spent and worn out and hungry. And so we go get you a sandwich.
Me: Josh, I hope you realize that you have just damned the man who takes my virginity. Because it'll be all "Oh wow, that was great, now, get me a sandwich!" and he'll be all like "Huh?"
~Sor
MOOP!
It's still hella long though, and therefore behind a ( cut )
Also:
Me: *for reasons too complex to go in to* Stupid male recovery period.
Josh: You want to know the real reason for the male recovery period?
Me: yeah?
Josh: It's so we can go get you a sandwich.
Me: ...What?
Josh: See, you're all spent and worn out and hungry. And so we go get you a sandwich.
Me: Josh, I hope you realize that you have just damned the man who takes my virginity. Because it'll be all "Oh wow, that was great, now, get me a sandwich!" and he'll be all like "Huh?"
~Sor
MOOP!