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10:10:09 PM Just Sor: I love my sister
10:10:26 PM Just Sor: Which is to say, I just ran into the playroom to show her the stick of butter that was down to just saying "butt"
10:10:46 PM Just Sor: I was pointing at it and going "look look look", she responded by singing along with her music, which was As Cool As I Am
10:10:59 PM Just Sor: We both sang it for a couple lines, and then she points at the butter and goes "it says butt!"
10:11:01 PM Just Sor: And we die of laughing

I told this to a couple people, and then I informed Rackle, who is currently the greatest person in all of EnZed (sorry Tho, I still love you, I promise!)

10:13:12 PM Rackle!: XD
10:13:23 PM Rackle!: Hahahahahhaa
10:13:26 PM Rackle!: Awesome
10:13:30 PM Just Sor: Yeah!
10:13:40 PM Rackle!: Also
10:13:43 PM Rackle!: You said butt
10:13:45 PM Rackle!: XD
10:13:46 PM Just Sor: HAHAHA
10:13:53 PM Just Sor: I am literally laughing out loud right now
10:13:57 PM Rackle!: BUTT
10:14:01 PM Just Sor: BUTT
10:14:06 PM Just Sor: *shakes her butt*
10:14:32 PM Rackle!: BUTTT *points*
10:15:05 PM Rackle!: Hahahahahaha
10:15:08 PM Just Sor: ARE YOU POINTING AT MY BUTT?!?!!?!??!!?!?!
10:15:13 PM Just Sor: *points at YOUR butt!*
10:15:14 PM Just Sor: HA
10:15:16 PM Just Sor: NOW WHAT
10:15:22 PM Just Sor: (Hahahahah, what rhymes with butt)
10:15:22 PM Rackle!: LOL YOU SAID BUTT AGAIN
10:15:24 PM Just Sor: Also, we are SO MATURE
10:15:37 PM Rackle!: NOT AS MATURE AS MY BUTT
10:18:55 PM Just Sor: *DIES*
10:20:16 PM Just Sor: I'm posting this to livejournal, I hope that's okay

The end!

~Sor
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(butt)

Guys? Rackle and I pretty much have the best conversations ever.

8:25:27 PM Rackle!: So at lunch I had this conversation with some friends + a student in the department who turned out to be quite conservatively religious, the highlight of which was when she said she thought masturbation was sinful o-o
8:25:34 PM Just Sor: ............
8:25:41 PM Just Sor: Rackle
8:25:44 PM Just Sor: If you don't sin
8:25:48 PM Just Sor: Then Jesus died for nothing.
8:25:56 PM Rackle!: Youre right
8:26:16 PM Rackle!: In a way, every time I buy some AA batteries, I'm honoring his sacrifice!
8:26:51 PM Rackle!: *snickers*
8:27:04 PM Just Sor: I...that..._win_

8:27:04 PM Rackle!: I've never met anyone IRL who's said that before!
8:27:13 PM Just Sor: That wanking is sin?
8:27:17 PM Rackle!: Yes
8:28:15 PM Rackle!: I never got the logic behind that
8:28:26 PM Rackle!: But then apparently having a period is sinful too or something
8:28:37 PM Rackle!: But that's probably just because being a woman is, in general, sinful
8:28:41 PM Just Sor: O.O
8:29:12 PM Rackle!: Or maybe that was just a Badge Of Sin
8:30:28 PM Just Sor: Yes! We had the whole eatin' the sin-apple from the garden of eden, and therefore we have to bleed
8:30:30 PM Just Sor: as PUNISHMENT
8:30:34 PM Just Sor: (fu, god)
8:30:37 PM Rackle!: XD
8:30:43 PM Rackle!: But we ate an apple
8:30:51 PM Rackle!: Surely we should spout apple juice every month

Man, if I hadn't already decided that Shark Week¹ is my new favourite euphemism for havin' your period ever, I think I might start using "spouting apple juice".

~Sor
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1: Shark Week: Coined by a coworker of Ria and Lauren and Emily. I think it's something to do with all the blood in the water and the fact that you suddenly sprout twice as many super-sharp teeth and eat all the fish in the ocean or something like that. And yes, I am going to start using it whenever possible. This *may* involve drawing sharks all over my calendar as appropriate or something.