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Feb. 4th, 2012 11:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I am a pretty shiftless child, one who often starts projects and then gets distracted and never finishes.
However, this project is somewhat important to me, and so somehow I've managed to keep it going every February since I turned eighteen. It's something that makes me happy, and something that makes other people happy. It prompts long essays on censorship, on child-rearing, on the rights of the editor.
...and most importantly, it brings a lot of porn into the world. That's right folks! It's time for the Fifth Annual Less Than 31 Word Porn Writing Contest!
How does this work? You write porn. You make sure it's, at most, thirty words long. You post it in a comment to this post, or you e-mail it to me, or you drop it in my ask-box on tumblr, or whatever. In a few weeks, I collect them all, scramble them, and post them for all the world to enjoy. And it is awesome. You can get a pretty good feel by reading the tag "Lessthan31words".
The porn you submit may be anonymous. It may be fanfic. It may be silly. It may be sexy. It may be written in languages I don't speak (so far: Spanish, Russian, and Japanese.) It may be simple. It may be elaborate. It may be story based. It may be PWP. It may be kinky. It may be *really* kinky. It may be loving. It may be missionary between married people with the lights off. The only rule is that it must be short, at most thirty words. Thirty-one is too many, and thirty-two is right out.
(Okay, because it's my journal and I have feelings about this sort of thing, you are welcome to write noncon or dubcon porn, or otherwise significantly triggering. I am not likely to post it, or if I do, I will post it in an alternate space, clearly marked. This is because I want my porn to be light, fluffy, and happy. And so do a grand number of friends who have had bad experiences. If the fact that I won't post everything pisses you off, go host your own damn porn-writing contest.)
All I want is for you to enjoy writing it, and in a few weeks, for everyone to enjoy reading it. Go forth, my friends, and create!
~Sor
MOOP!
(Need inspiration? The previous years entries: 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008.)
However, this project is somewhat important to me, and so somehow I've managed to keep it going every February since I turned eighteen. It's something that makes me happy, and something that makes other people happy. It prompts long essays on censorship, on child-rearing, on the rights of the editor.
...and most importantly, it brings a lot of porn into the world. That's right folks! It's time for the Fifth Annual Less Than 31 Word Porn Writing Contest!
How does this work? You write porn. You make sure it's, at most, thirty words long. You post it in a comment to this post, or you e-mail it to me, or you drop it in my ask-box on tumblr, or whatever. In a few weeks, I collect them all, scramble them, and post them for all the world to enjoy. And it is awesome. You can get a pretty good feel by reading the tag "Lessthan31words".
The porn you submit may be anonymous. It may be fanfic. It may be silly. It may be sexy. It may be written in languages I don't speak (so far: Spanish, Russian, and Japanese.) It may be simple. It may be elaborate. It may be story based. It may be PWP. It may be kinky. It may be *really* kinky. It may be loving. It may be missionary between married people with the lights off. The only rule is that it must be short, at most thirty words. Thirty-one is too many, and thirty-two is right out.
(Okay, because it's my journal and I have feelings about this sort of thing, you are welcome to write noncon or dubcon porn, or otherwise significantly triggering. I am not likely to post it, or if I do, I will post it in an alternate space, clearly marked. This is because I want my porn to be light, fluffy, and happy. And so do a grand number of friends who have had bad experiences. If the fact that I won't post everything pisses you off, go host your own damn porn-writing contest.)
All I want is for you to enjoy writing it, and in a few weeks, for everyone to enjoy reading it. Go forth, my friends, and create!
~Sor
MOOP!
(Need inspiration? The previous years entries: 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008.)