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[sorcyress]

P.S:

I'm transferring to Cornell because I hate Boston SO MUCH, I'm preggers with Tho's baby; my dalek went crazy and destroyed my collection of rubber ducks; I'm having an affair with this jar of peanut butter; Me and OtherKat keep visiting each other using our secret teleporters and having hot make ups; my roommate beat me up earlier and took my lunch money; I have been accepted for the next season of America's Next Top Model; Randall Munroe is my new boyfriend; there are snakes on my plane; Dad (not my actual one, the other one. The other other one. Nono, that one. Yeah) has decided to get me a pony; and this link will not rickroll you.

~Sor
MOOP!

((Happy April Fools, y'all.))

Comments

[drama-angel3189.livejournal.com]

So first of all I read this outloud to my roommates.

and second, do you mean hot make outs? or do you just reconcile? or do you just put lots of make up on? or some combination of the three?
Just wondering.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*snrkles*

I said hot make ups and I mean hot make ups. We take lipstick and blush and stuff like that and nukerwave it.

~Sor

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain you mean this link (http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh).

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Because I got rickroll'd by that (seriously, how was I *not* expecting that?) Magus declared me to have won the internet last night.

*is stupid*

~Sor

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

I really didn't think it'd work. Or hoped it wouldn't. Or something.

Anyway, unlike the cake, the Still Alive link is not a lie.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*grins* Oh good then. I've seen that one afore, anyways.

~Sor

[leemoyer.livejournal.com]

Given that it's still March here, I found your post a little more surreal than even you intended.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Uhm...mua-ha-ha?

~Sor

[dan4th (from livejournal.com)]

actually, I did get a minor heart attack from the "transferring to Cornell" opener. Good job. I lost the game.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Awww, I am sorry. I did not mean to give people many minor heart attacks. I was trying to be as overthetop as I could.

~Sor

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, which other dad am I? Because I was going to get you Clydesdale but now I'm not so sure. :)

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*blinks* That doesn't help if I don't know who you are, anonymous friend.

My primary father is the one that gave me half my DNA's. My secondary father is probably the one that gave my best friend half of her DNA's. My tertiary father is...I think my tertiary father is my clone, and my quadernary father is Nathen.

I'm sure I have other fathers as well, I just don't have them as cleanly associated in my mind.

~Sor

[oneskunktodd.livejournal.com]

Bah, stupid LJ logging me out. That was me. :)

[ms-hecubus.livejournal.com]

I <3 that song! This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZr3JWYdy8) song pretty much rocks too.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Okay, at least this time I knew what was going to happen.

I just didn't know how *awesome* it was.

~Sor

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

There's also a Mario Paint Still Alive (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lo6uXwi4M0).

[ms-hecubus.livejournal.com]

That was my introduction to a Rick Roll. I didn't mind getting schooled. ;)

[l33tminion]

So does this.

[harena.livejournal.com]

yar & i suddenly fell in love with the colour pink & i want to start wearing frilly dresses & high heels & makeup & jewelry & i think i shall learn to cook & bake & be a total June Cleaver for i have seen the error of my ways.

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