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sorcyressSo, I do believe that I promised you some porn.
Before we can get to the actual polling, first off, THANK YOU! You lot are terribly clever and terribly willing to put up with my strange demands, and I'll be damned if this wasn't a lot of fun.
Now! Onto the pr0n!
***
Firstoff, elljay won't let you have an entry in a poll that spans several lines. Because there were several that just wouldn't look as good if they were run into one line, I have posted them alone here, and their voting bit below:
1) He loved Boston in the fall.
Pretty girls wearing short skirts, the wind raising their hemlines.
His overcoat hiding his hand motions from view.
He loved Boston in the fall.
2) "Oh, Billy," she said, clinging to his shirtless body. "How I wish to satisfy your every desire!"
"Well hurry up," he replied, "We've only got until the end of this
3) "Lately I keep wanting to kiss you" he said, smiling nervous in the dark.
"Well." she said "I do like kissing." The night passed; they did more than just kiss.
4) METHOD PORN ACTING
'Time to get into character.'
'Whose?'
....
'Uh, uh, uh, do it baby, do it, that's right…. Wait, what’s my motivation here?’
5) It was a beautiful night.
We flirted and laughed 'til midnight;
we fucked and moaned 'til dawn.
When I woke, all that was left:
a red rose, lying beside me.
6) "Oh God. Ohgod, ohgod, ohgod! God!!" With a final moan of ecstasy, she collapsed on the sheets.
"That was fun! I've never fucked a priest before."
7) Once upon a time
We kissed under the willows
Made love in the moon
It was glorious
But I faked my climax
So as not to kill the mood.
8) She stared at him, her insides longing for his touch, his kiss. To be encompassed by his warmth. It had been so long.
She sighed.
As usual, Math homework beckons.
9) Back and forth, back and forth. Just the tip parting her.
"Please?" she whispered. The ropes were soft, like silk.
He smiled. "No."
Back and forth
10) Afterwards, she laughed, holding her partner close.
"What is it?" the friend-cum-lover asked
"It'll be much less fun to joke about having sex now that we actually HAVE"
11) "Say it, Mary!"
"Unnhh, ohhh Bert!"
"What am I, Mary? Say it!"
"You're -ah- SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!!"
12) It was a fierce, primal *****.
She moaned into his *****. "Put it in my *****!" He writhed at the ***** they were creating together. "Oh baby, fuck ***** sideways!"
The Original) So, there was this kid Jake
And he met a girl
And they had really hot sexy sex
And he put his penis in her vajeener
VAJEENER!
Also stupid of elljay is how close the lines run up against each other. This is why half of them are bolded, to make it easier to tell which story is which --bolding just went back and fourth, please don't think I tried to draw special attention to any of them. (Especially considering I figured out the order using the awesome that is DICE! Also, why don't I own a d30, seriously Kat, this is Stupid.)
[Poll #1135293]
P.S: Damn you, Ky, I was *this close* to posting the poll, when I decided to check one last time. You're a very lucky girl, sis.
Annnnnd yeah. Hope you enjoy, I certainly have. *winks*
*************
Now, you may notice that I haven't bothered to do the magical flagging thing. It is perfectly allowable that one of you attempt to flag this entry, because heaven knows it does deal with adult concepts and shouldn't be read my minors, bla bla bla.
I myself did not, because censorship is one of those things that seriously pisses me off. I agree that there may be things in general that minors should not read, however, I acknowledge that minors are going to find those things and read them anyways.
The real trick is to have people who care around to answer questions and to help morally guide said minors. Alto, they need to emphasize that there is a difference between legal adults engaging in morally questionable practises behind their own doors, where, if something goes wrong, they have the money and world experience to fix it, and illegal kids engaging in the same behaviors, where if something goes wrong, they're (no pun intended) screwed. (Seriously, children should not raise children. I don't know much about the mental aftereffects of getting an abortion, but I've been led to believe that it will definently fuck you up some. Minors should not have* to deal with any of that.)
So, in short, I'm not censoring this. I'd *rather* my little sister didn't read the <31WP's, but if she does, there's not a lot I can do other than remind her not to have sex, and if she does, to be safe about it. And I'm certainly not saying you should go out and show this to minors immediately. But really, if a minor wants to read this, they will --it's laughably easy to change your birthyear on elljay, so even if it was flagged adult, the hypothetical minors reading my journal could just claim to be another few years older, and read it anyways.
(Plus, I have at least two or three people who read my elljay anonymously. I'd rather not cut them out.)
Damn, I got all serious in the middle there. o.O Uhm...yay porn?
~Sor
MOOP!
*They shouldn't have to, but sometimes, it's the better choice.
Before we can get to the actual polling, first off, THANK YOU! You lot are terribly clever and terribly willing to put up with my strange demands, and I'll be damned if this wasn't a lot of fun.
Now! Onto the pr0n!
***
Firstoff, elljay won't let you have an entry in a poll that spans several lines. Because there were several that just wouldn't look as good if they were run into one line, I have posted them alone here, and their voting bit below:
1) He loved Boston in the fall.
Pretty girls wearing short skirts, the wind raising their hemlines.
His overcoat hiding his hand motions from view.
He loved Boston in the fall.
2) "Oh, Billy," she said, clinging to his shirtless body. "How I wish to satisfy your every desire!"
"Well hurry up," he replied, "We've only got until the end of this
3) "Lately I keep wanting to kiss you" he said, smiling nervous in the dark.
"Well." she said "I do like kissing." The night passed; they did more than just kiss.
4) METHOD PORN ACTING
'Time to get into character.'
'Whose?'
....
'Uh, uh, uh, do it baby, do it, that's right…. Wait, what’s my motivation here?’
5) It was a beautiful night.
We flirted and laughed 'til midnight;
we fucked and moaned 'til dawn.
When I woke, all that was left:
a red rose, lying beside me.
6) "Oh God. Ohgod, ohgod, ohgod! God!!" With a final moan of ecstasy, she collapsed on the sheets.
"That was fun! I've never fucked a priest before."
7) Once upon a time
We kissed under the willows
Made love in the moon
It was glorious
But I faked my climax
So as not to kill the mood.
8) She stared at him, her insides longing for his touch, his kiss. To be encompassed by his warmth. It had been so long.
She sighed.
As usual, Math homework beckons.
9) Back and forth, back and forth. Just the tip parting her.
"Please?" she whispered. The ropes were soft, like silk.
He smiled. "No."
Back and forth
10) Afterwards, she laughed, holding her partner close.
"What is it?" the friend-cum-lover asked
"It'll be much less fun to joke about having sex now that we actually HAVE"
11) "Say it, Mary!"
"Unnhh, ohhh Bert!"
"What am I, Mary? Say it!"
"You're -ah- SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!!"
12) It was a fierce, primal *****.
She moaned into his *****. "Put it in my *****!" He writhed at the ***** they were creating together. "Oh baby, fuck ***** sideways!"
The Original) So, there was this kid Jake
And he met a girl
And they had really hot sexy sex
And he put his penis in her vajeener
VAJEENER!
Also stupid of elljay is how close the lines run up against each other. This is why half of them are bolded, to make it easier to tell which story is which --bolding just went back and fourth, please don't think I tried to draw special attention to any of them. (Especially considering I figured out the order using the awesome that is DICE! Also, why don't I own a d30, seriously Kat, this is Stupid.)
[Poll #1135293]
P.S: Damn you, Ky, I was *this close* to posting the poll, when I decided to check one last time. You're a very lucky girl, sis.
Annnnnd yeah. Hope you enjoy, I certainly have. *winks*
*************
Now, you may notice that I haven't bothered to do the magical flagging thing. It is perfectly allowable that one of you attempt to flag this entry, because heaven knows it does deal with adult concepts and shouldn't be read my minors, bla bla bla.
I myself did not, because censorship is one of those things that seriously pisses me off. I agree that there may be things in general that minors should not read, however, I acknowledge that minors are going to find those things and read them anyways.
The real trick is to have people who care around to answer questions and to help morally guide said minors. Alto, they need to emphasize that there is a difference between legal adults engaging in morally questionable practises behind their own doors, where, if something goes wrong, they have the money and world experience to fix it, and illegal kids engaging in the same behaviors, where if something goes wrong, they're (no pun intended) screwed. (Seriously, children should not raise children. I don't know much about the mental aftereffects of getting an abortion, but I've been led to believe that it will definently fuck you up some. Minors should not have* to deal with any of that.)
So, in short, I'm not censoring this. I'd *rather* my little sister didn't read the <31WP's, but if she does, there's not a lot I can do other than remind her not to have sex, and if she does, to be safe about it. And I'm certainly not saying you should go out and show this to minors immediately. But really, if a minor wants to read this, they will --it's laughably easy to change your birthyear on elljay, so even if it was flagged adult, the hypothetical minors reading my journal could just claim to be another few years older, and read it anyways.
(Plus, I have at least two or three people who read my elljay anonymously. I'd rather not cut them out.)
Damn, I got all serious in the middle there. o.O Uhm...yay porn?
~Sor
MOOP!
*They shouldn't have to, but sometimes, it's the better choice.
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on 2008-02-08 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2008-02-08 09:12 pm (UTC)But I would like to register my amusement at the porn story that was 34 words long. Because, it occurs to me, 34 words is the perfect length for a short porno.
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on 2008-02-08 10:27 pm (UTC)And it SO IS!
~Sor
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on 2008-02-09 12:19 am (UTC)no subject
on 2008-02-09 04:01 am (UTC)~Sor
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on 2008-02-09 10:37 am (UTC)no subject
on 2008-02-08 10:12 pm (UTC)That one is good, good words, up until "bovine." I voted for it anyway. "Serruptitiously" needs its first two vowels switched, too.
"Morally questionable" depends entirely on an individual in question's set of morals.
Re: mental aftereffects of abortion: Not necessarily. Some (heavy emphasis on the some - definitely not most, and very probably far less than half) of those who've undergone an abortion have managed to deal with it without a great deal of trouble or trauma. Everything I've come to understand suggests that that's a fairly uncommon occurrence, though, yes.
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on 2008-02-09 02:49 am (UTC)no subject
on 2008-02-09 04:02 am (UTC)~Sor
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on 2008-02-09 05:56 am (UTC)no subject
on 2008-02-09 04:02 pm (UTC)~Sor
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on 2008-02-16 05:18 pm (UTC)As to the "flagging" topic-- I don't really mind it. I don't think it's censorship-- more like LJ cuts. It's a way of warning minors that they're going to see something adult. Now, if you had to, say, provide proof of age before you were allowed to see the adult stuff, that would be censorship. Fortunately, they can't really do that yet. Dlarg bless the internets!
Nice quote
on 2008-05-15 02:05 pm (UTC)A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.
-- Robert Benchley
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