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Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

First the obvious:
Violet (from ASoUE)
Vendette (Making Fiends)
Zaphod
Riff
Jack Sparrow

Then the less-so:
Davan
Bernard Black
Patsy (from MPatHG/Spamalot)
The Ravanous Bug-blatter Beast of Traal
Noah (Boy Meets Boy)
Ben (Marly's Ghost)
The Badger
Pac-Man
Black (From Spy vs Spy! L00na'd do it best)
Ford (From either of my Fords...or both!)
The King of All Cosmo's

I think thats quite enough charecters.

Triple quadruple quintuple bonus points to anyone who can take any of *my* charecters and write me a letter from one of them.

~Sor

on 2006-01-25 01:54 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Dear Sorceress,
Leave me alone. I belong to Katters.
Sincerely,
Riff

on 2006-01-25 02:13 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Another letter:

Dear Sor,
Hi. This is Ford. I just want to let you know that you will never catch me with my pants down. So you should just stop trying. You haven't gotten me into a kilt and you never will. Also, duct tape hurts, dammit!
Sincerely,
Ford


Another might come later.

on 2006-01-30 12:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Duct tape hurts hmmm?

Then why don't you stop resisting...

~Sor

on 2006-01-31 03:47 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Dear Sor,
Because, while having individual hairs and bits of skin ripped off of me is painful, my dignity is more important.

Besides, it's not like I haven't been there before. Heh, you should have seen me when I had those explosive crossbow bolts! My hair didn't grow back for months!

Ford

on 2006-02-15 11:37 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Oh I'll bet. *rolls eyes*

But Ford, you know it makes everythng better when you're kilted. Pleeeeeeeease! *beggy eyes*

~Sor

on 2006-02-16 03:58 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Dear Sor,

Many other things make everything better, such as flying camel ballet. These other things do not cause me to lose my dignity, so go ahead and view them as much as you want.

Regards,
Ford.

on 2006-04-13 12:31 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
>.>
<.<
*tackleglomps Ford and kilts him*

~Sor

on 2006-05-02 01:23 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] artemisfowl2nd.livejournal.com
Dear Sor,

You missed. Ner.

Sincerely,
Ford.

on 2006-09-30 11:51 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kdsorceress.livejournal.com
Yeah, well, bite me.

*offers arm*

~Sor

on 2006-01-25 02:40 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] quadrophenic86.livejournal.com
*Letter arrives, covered in saliva and bits of a Vogon's grandmother*

on 2006-01-25 02:42 am (UTC)
Posted by (Anonymous)
Dear Sorceress.
I'mwriting you this letter from day 22 or is it 23 of my voyage to the Spanish Main. Theres a spice trade thereI really must lookin to. See, it's like this, see, there is... Money. Money, got that? and with money, you can buy rum! BUt, you need money to come from somewhere, so you need a way to get it.
I've been sailing for 21 days now and none of the ships i've shanghi..ed... shanghide... have had no gold! but the ports, they have lots of gold, and rum! But they're guarded and I have only a small... a very small crew. aye. especially after we lost poor mister biggs.
Anyway, it was my particularily brilliant idea that we could earn a living the HONEST way. That is, sellingspices in the town! Only, we need lots of gold, and we need it quick, because we need lots of rum! so, we'll sell the spice for less money then everyone else. now, heres the tricky part, it all came to me when we were stuck in that calm last saturday. see. the tricky part is... we steal the spices!so.... we'v ebeen sinking ships for days now. I think the boys are finally learning that you have to steal the spice BEFORE you sink the ship. no one wants to buy soggy nutmeg!
I'll mail this as soon as we land in the fine town of Cartagena, sor my sweet. until then, keep the rum stocked! i'll drop inagain next time i'm around.

from your friend, jack sparrow (PIRATE)

on 2006-01-25 02:44 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] swingerzetta.livejournal.com
goddamit it keeps logging me out!!
anyway, i meant to change 'nutmeg' to Saffron.

Pac Man

on 2006-01-25 03:27 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] anneroyster.livejournal.com
Is it bad that my mind went to the dirtyest thing possible?

from pac man... "your balls taste yummy...." gosh

maybe I just shouldn't post this. Ah well, if anyone is mad about this, just delete it, just try to think of it for the funny value.

ps. *poke*

Re: Pac Man

on 2006-01-25 08:51 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] anneroyster.livejournal.com
really? maybe my mind is just too dirty...

Re: Pac Man

on 2006-01-25 11:03 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] swingerzetta.livejournal.com
I think it's more that mine is far too clean.

It would seem that this is being worked on, though.

Re: Pac Man

on 2006-01-27 09:35 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] anneroyster.livejournal.com
ah well... i think as long as we reach a happy medium, it'll be fine

on 2006-01-25 03:57 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] thorog.livejournal.com
Davan would give up out of sheer apathy, and Bernard Black would remember about it for about three seconds, and then all memories would be wiped by that bottle of Jagermeister in the top drawer.

Thereyago. That's two. Do I get sextuple octuple dectuple points?

on 2006-01-25 05:57 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] astaereth.livejournal.com
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

-TRB-bBoT

on 2006-01-25 03:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] heptadecagram.livejournal.com

Salut!

Are you rolling today? You seem much too small to roll. Yes, much too small. Have you been to Eritrea? We were there once. Our pompadour was lovely there! But you must make it bigger!

Is this what you wanted?

on 2006-01-25 09:04 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] drama-angel3189.livejournal.com
Dear Creator, (doesn't that sound weird?)

Well I've only got a few minute because we are going back into the Aslyum. But I want to say hi and thank you for all the advice that you've given me.

Talk to you later,

~Addie

PS What's up with Jake?

on 2006-01-26 03:10 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] werewulf.livejournal.com
What are you doing? WHAT? Look just put that down and go away. This is my letter and I don't need you here.

Love,
Bernard

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