Tuna Fish Recipie

[sorcyress]

As you all ought to know, someday I will rule the world. When that happens, you will all be my subordinates. Not slaves, exactly, more like everybody I know becomes the equivilant of a younger sibling--if I want a sandwich or something, then you have to go make me one.

Anyways. When that happens, I figure there ought to be some sort of resource for making me sandwiches correctly, and not doing something heinous like putting mayonaise on them or something¹. Todays lesson is:

How to make Kat a tunafish sandwich

Ingrediants/supplies:
A 6oz can of tuna fish
Some ranch dressing
Dill pickle relish
3-4 small dill pickles
2 slices of bread
one fork
one bowl
cutting board
knife
plate
can opener

Recipie!:
Step one: Use the can opener to open the can of tunafish. Drain the water into the sink, and use the fork to get all the actual tuna into the bowl. Then rinse the can out and recycle it.

Step two: Pour some ranch dressing into the bowl, and mix with the tuna. The tuna should lighten by a couple of shades --if it doesn't change colour, dollop some more dressing in.

Step three: Wash the fork off, and use it to dollop some dill relish into the bowl. About two forkfuls is all you need. Mix it all up.

Step four: Take the actual pickles and put them on the cutting board. Dice the pickles with the knife, then add them to the tuna. Mix well.

Step five: (OPTIONAL) Taste the tunafish to see if it is satisfactory. If nessecary, add more ranch dressing, dill pickles, or relish at this point.

Step six: Spread the tunafish onto one of the slices of bread, then place the other slice on top and squish it down. You will probably have too much tunafish --you can either bring the leftover tunafish to me to eat, or eat it yourself.

Step seven: Deliver the tunafish to me. Be proud of a job well done.

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Uhm, yeah. Keep tuned for other important recipies, like how to make Kat a bowl of spaghettios, or how to make Kat some instant pudding. Man, it's been FOREVER since I've had instant pudding.

Have a nice day!

~Sor
MOOP!

1: Putting mayonaise on a sandwich intended to be eaten by me is an offense punishible by death, or at least a couple hours confined to the dungeon. Yes, this will be an actual law.

CW from a future-Kat. First comment.

Comments

[mommyrex.livejournal.com]

Right now, I'm wondering if they sell Old Bay in Kansas. Some years back I tossed an emptied, rusty Old Bay can, and I haven't re-stocked it since then!

Yes, I was born and raised in Maryland, I have no excuse. I do miss it on occasion. *hopefuly adds Old Bay to the grocery list*