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[sorcyress]

Yeah, reamember like...a month ago when I said I was going to try to make only one post a day? I was lying.

Also, remember when I didn't actually tell anyone of my secret intent to try and make my livejournal a somewhat more intelligent place, and less "bleh, here is my day and a meme!"? I was lying about that too.

Here is my day and a meme.

Day: Working at the thrift store. This is pretty much the best thing ever, albeit dangerous for my wallet. It's going to be awesome for you lot, as you get to see pictures of all the horrors I encounter. Oh wait, did I say awesome...?

Meme: (Stollen for cats_n_crying)

Look up your name at Urban Dictionary
Post what you find here.

1. Kat
Term refering to the hottest woman in the room.
A: Dude, that chick is such a Kat!
B: Yeah, she's even got a Kat's ass!

2. Kat
It means to steal something. Usually not used in a 'I'm gonna walk into a shop and nick a choccie bar' context though.
'She kat my layout'

'I never kat anything'

'She tried to kat my pictures'

3. kat
Another word for an annoying person who wears thier pants way to high.
Samuel was such a kat when he bought his new jeans.

4. kat
adj. that can be used in place of the work gay meaning bad, lame, or weak.
person a; Hey did you hear about Marquis. He got beat down by Ray-Ray, Pookie and them.
person b; Yeah Marquis is kat

And, since they offer it up as something as having a definition...

1. Kat's ass
an ass of the goddesses, it is firm but yet soft to the touch, it makes any man's dick stand up as the grab it firmly, you will never want to touch any other ass if you ever get a chance to touch this one
"I touched Kat's ass the holy grail of asses"

"Dude after touching Kat's ass I'm never going to wash my hand again

2. Kat's ass
Not quite a ba-dunk-a-dunk, but deffinately not a ba-dink-a-dink
S: Wow Kat's ass is a ba-dink-a-dink!
R: No way man! Kat has a great ba-dunk-a-dunk!
P: I think that it is right between the two.

"Not quite a ba-dunk-a-dunk but definitely not a ba-dink-a-dink" is *so* going into my userinfo's testamonials. Because, c'mon now, that's awesome. Awesome.

~Sor
MOOP!

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Liam

[heptadecagram.livejournal.com]

Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle

A guy (or girl who wanted a change - totally open minded :P) who has the name Liam, is the sexiest person you know. Definatly a body to die for, and a smile that'll make you weak at the knees. If you have a Liam, or know one, you're the luckiest girl (or guy, again, I'm TOTALLY open minded, haha) in the world!

To pleasure oneself while having metabolic arthritis, or gout.

[thomsolo.livejournal.com]

1. Thom

Short for Thomas

Godlike

What's yo name, punk?
Thom.
That's some holy shit.

David

[dhs.livejournal.com]

1. David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

*blussssh*

[harena.livejournal.com]

1. Sandy

One of the only people on this earth that truly cares about life. Does not lie to anyone and especially not to herself. She stays true to herself.

Nothing can compare to this person. She is everything.

I realized you can't find love by finding the perfect person, but by seeing the imperfect person perfectly.

Sandy, you are the world to me. I see your eyes everywhere I look. When you left, I stopped smiling.

2. sandy

Of a sandy texture or color. The hair color of a lions fur.

The man who stole my watch had sandy colored hair.
(there were about 3 of these, so this was the only one i bothered putting in)


3. Sandy

The code word for nice breasts at crowded place where you don't want anyone to know what you're talking about. Also useful if you don't know the owner's actual name.

Dude A "Dude where's Sandy?"
Dude B "I saw Sandy by the bar"
Dude A "Thanks, I'll go check on Sandy" (walks away)
Girl A "Who are you talking about?"
Dude B "You don't know them"

5. sandy

acting like one has grit in one's nether regions, thus being irritated at the slightest misstep on themselves or another.

Good lawd...Stef sure is sandy today. Who shit in his cheerios??

7. Sandy

A girl that wonderful. A person that you would die for. Someone thats perfect in everyway possible. A special someone taht comes once in a life time. Sandy is Exotic, pretty, hot, sexy, wonderful, and special.

She's a Sandy.
She looks like a Sandy.
That chick is a Sandy.

(the spur definitions were mostly in reference to getting sand in various sexual areas (and involving sand in other sexual acts) from doing it at the beach so i left those out :/)

Re: *blussssh*

[harena.livejournal.com]

Oh & Harena wasn't defined yet. i did not presume to do so either ;P