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[sorcyress]

Quote of the Day:

[While discussing sexuality with a straight-as-a-tangentcurve¹ male friend of mine]
"If I could figure out how to give a blowjob without dating a boy, I might.
(Glad I typed that in the right window!)"

~Sor
MOOP!

[pretend this is small, I wish to save your eyes] 1: My ex-girlfriend used to describe herself as straight as a sine curve. This particular friend of mine is somewhat more straight, so I decided to use a slightly different trignometric graph. Although, thinking back on it, it occurs to me that the graph of a tangent curve leaves minute gaps...I suppose one could argue that that just means he's not attracted to everybody, but he's been giving off the vibe of being somewhat more pansexual than that...hold on.

Me: Would you say that, in the entire population of people, there are fairly regular gaps of people you aren't attracted to?
Friend: What do you mean by gaps?
Me: Are you or are you not as straight as a tangent curve.
Friend: Heh.
Friend: Not that straight, no.

So, uhm, I guess I should just go back and correct it to read that he's as straight as a sine curve after all. [/small]

ETA:
Me: http://kdsorceress.livejournal.com/319928.html
Friend: *grin*
Friend: I think I was thinking about a tangent to a circle.
Me: Ahh
Friend: Maybe as straight as 1/x.
Friend: Pretty straight, except when you get close to the origin.
Me: *snrks*
Me: What on Earth would the origin be in this case...you?
Friend: What's the origin on a human male?
Me: ...
Me: I rescind my previous question.