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IT'S PORM TIME!
Feb. 24th, 2019 10:48 pm*clears throat*
WARNING! This entry contains porn of a hardcore and softcore nature! Read at your own risk!
I think that's the way I do it, anyways. It's been a while.
First the data, because I am into data! Oh boy, am I into data. Unf, unf, etc.
New Porms: 15 from 2015. 31 from 2019!!! Y'ALL MAKE MY HEART SING THANK YOU!
New Fandoms: She-Ra! Microsoft, Harry Potter, chess(board game)
New Poetic Forms: Spot the Iambic Pentameter! And another couplet!
New Languages: Have I had Latin before? It's been a while, I genuinely don't remember! Quick, someone build me a searchable database of all the porms with serious tagging so I can sort out things like this.
Other Milestones:
*I got a porm with a soundtrack! That's pretty cool and has never happened before! Look for the linked song.
*Not a single one of you fuckers posted anonymously which is like...I dunno, weirdly cool? I feel trusted, I suppose! And like a facilitator of good times and sexy feelings, which okay, the whole service thing I was posting about last night? It's not _only_ non-sexual.
*In between the last time I ran the event and this time, I was gifted a single-page chapbook with fifteen examples of <31wp. It was from a friend I've known literally my entire life, who said they felt uncomfortable posting to my page (because I'm just a kid, yanno?) but was inspired nonetheless. I don't remember if I've ever shared this fact, but it's one of the things I am most proud of having inspired. (I did not bother to transcribe them here, mostly because I'm not positive I could quickly lay hands on the book and I have other things to do tonight than get caught in the trap that is my filing cabinet.)
To quote Andy Weir1, I, like manywebcomic artists, humbly hope that my art moves someone, somewhere, to masturbate. Thank you.
( Enjoy! Please feel free to leave comments squeeing about your favourites --show the artists some love! Possibly lots of love *waggles eyebrows* )
That's all folks!
I started this exercise as one hundred percent a joke. I mean, literally, the first porn written for this was 29 words of bullshit in the middle of a group chat. It was a RPF referencing a Something*Positive comic. It was not good. I want to be very clear that it was in absolutely no way the sort of work of art that should have spawned something like this.
It has spawned over 4002 short works of fiction. Funny, sensual, heart-catching, sympathetic, charming, and yes, sexy as all hell fiction.
I...some of you have asked me, in some form or another, how you can help. This is how you can help. By bringing creativity into the world and a smile to my face. By making things, even when the things you make are short and silly and sexy. By being genuine and excitable and telling your friends and sharing your ideas.
Thank you so much to everyone who wrote, to everyone who reads, and to everyone who serves as a muse. The pornpocaylpse is real, and scary. Thank you so much for pushing back.
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Yes, the srs bsns science fiction author responsible for The Martian. I'm probably due a reread of Casey and Andy sometime.
2: My official file of posted porms says this year's entry makes 407. The actual number is maybe as many as a dozen higher, but I don't remember where the file of "not actually posted" porms got to.
WARNING! This entry contains porn of a hardcore and softcore nature! Read at your own risk!
I think that's the way I do it, anyways. It's been a while.
First the data, because I am into data! Oh boy, am I into data. Unf, unf, etc.
New Porms: 15 from 2015. 31 from 2019!!! Y'ALL MAKE MY HEART SING THANK YOU!
New Fandoms: She-Ra! Microsoft, Harry Potter, chess(board game)
New Poetic Forms: Spot the Iambic Pentameter! And another couplet!
New Languages: Have I had Latin before? It's been a while, I genuinely don't remember! Quick, someone build me a searchable database of all the porms with serious tagging so I can sort out things like this.
Other Milestones:
*I got a porm with a soundtrack! That's pretty cool and has never happened before! Look for the linked song.
*Not a single one of you fuckers posted anonymously which is like...I dunno, weirdly cool? I feel trusted, I suppose! And like a facilitator of good times and sexy feelings, which okay, the whole service thing I was posting about last night? It's not _only_ non-sexual.
*In between the last time I ran the event and this time, I was gifted a single-page chapbook with fifteen examples of <31wp. It was from a friend I've known literally my entire life, who said they felt uncomfortable posting to my page (because I'm just a kid, yanno?) but was inspired nonetheless. I don't remember if I've ever shared this fact, but it's one of the things I am most proud of having inspired. (I did not bother to transcribe them here, mostly because I'm not positive I could quickly lay hands on the book and I have other things to do tonight than get caught in the trap that is my filing cabinet.)
To quote Andy Weir1, I, like many
( Enjoy! Please feel free to leave comments squeeing about your favourites --show the artists some love! Possibly lots of love *waggles eyebrows* )
That's all folks!
I started this exercise as one hundred percent a joke. I mean, literally, the first porn written for this was 29 words of bullshit in the middle of a group chat. It was a RPF referencing a Something*Positive comic. It was not good. I want to be very clear that it was in absolutely no way the sort of work of art that should have spawned something like this.
It has spawned over 4002 short works of fiction. Funny, sensual, heart-catching, sympathetic, charming, and yes, sexy as all hell fiction.
I...some of you have asked me, in some form or another, how you can help. This is how you can help. By bringing creativity into the world and a smile to my face. By making things, even when the things you make are short and silly and sexy. By being genuine and excitable and telling your friends and sharing your ideas.
Thank you so much to everyone who wrote, to everyone who reads, and to everyone who serves as a muse. The pornpocaylpse is real, and scary. Thank you so much for pushing back.
~Sor
MOOP!
1: Yes, the srs bsns science fiction author responsible for The Martian. I'm probably due a reread of Casey and Andy sometime.
2: My official file of posted porms says this year's entry makes 407. The actual number is maybe as many as a dozen higher, but I don't remember where the file of "not actually posted" porms got to.