Today's format stolen from Active_Apathy!

[sorcyress]

Dear self: I don't have room in my luggage¹ to pack pads². Seriously, could you have picked ANY OTHER TIME?³ Luv, Kat.

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In other news, I am an irresponsible fuck up⁴, and this is why we⁵ can't have nice things.⁶

~Sor
MOOP!

1: Actually, you can end the sentence right there. Yep. Fucking female-ness.
2: And tampons are icky. *shudders*
3: Especially with the convention, and the plane ride and the moving in, and you already KNOW I'm not going to be nice to you this weekend, come on.

4: I lost my drivers permit. I haven't even had it for a full week. Yes, I have looked in my pockets. And purse. And the car. And just about EVERY FRIGGING PLACE in this entire house. More ideas would be appreciated though.
5: We being 'me and the denizens'
6: Nice things being 'my drivers permit'

Comments

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

...Are you me or one of my denizens? Helpful hint: The denizens are people who have their own rooms in my mind --Alis, Gabe, Hyde (Bastard), Zaph, Bernard Black, Rosi, and Guil.

If you're very very lucky, maybe santa will get you a rocket-powered pony.

~Sor

[thorog.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Very. Very. VERY lucky.

~Sor

[thorog.livejournal.com]

*is good and all to get on the rocket-powered pony list*

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

How good?

~Sor

[thorog.livejournal.com]

Damn good.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

GASP!

YOU SAID A SWEAR! THAT'S REALLY REALLY BAD!!!! I'M TELLLLLLLLIN'!!

~Sor

[thorog.livejournal.com]

Eep!

Nuuuuuuuu!

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but I don't think you were good enough this year to get a rocket powered pony. Maybe next year.

~Sor