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Jul. 31st, 2007 12:05 pm
sorcyress: Drawing of me as a pirate, standing in front of the Boston Citgo sign (Default)
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In the past month, I have recieved twenty seperate e-mails informing me that my penis is too small, and offering a variety of solutions to make it larger. Apparently, "Paris Hilton likes them big"



"Hollis turned off the freeway. She has 2 litte red dot point on the
left side of the ass, near the leg.
Wait for an opportunity. That more than all the world I did respect her.
If the application is not currently running, TopDesk starts the
application. Pashka--well, he was scared stiff.
He was a great confidant of Long John Silver, and so the mention of
his name leads me on to speak of our ship's cook, Barbecue, as the
men called him. An that contains configuration information from the
configuration file.
What heart, head, sword, force, means, but is Lord Timon's. We're
going to have a drinking contest.
HP Server tc Series. Anyhow, when he came in here a month ago he
claimed that he was the President of the United States of America.
From the foregoing account it will be seen that in Newspeak the
expression of unorthodox opinions, above a very low level, was
well-nigh impossible. For perhaps two seconds he was back in the
half-forgotten world of his childhood.
An that contains data about the control. He is colorblind to fantasy.
A metafile is a collection of GDI commands that creates desired text
or images. To add a component, right-click on the Components item in
the explorer and select New Component.
I cannot endure my Lady Tongue. She speaks English and throws rocks
at people and wants someone to repair her watch.
What with one thing and another. Thou goest to Coventry, there to
behold Our cousin Hereford and fell Mowbray fight.
She turned her torch back on and continued down the hill, towards
whatever it was. She happened at the time to be sitting with her feet
up on the window-sill and was sewing a button on her slipper."

Colourblind to fantasy is a beautiful line. I do think that I will steal it someday.

~Sor
MOOP!

on 2007-07-31 04:15 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ksatyr.livejournal.com
It's amazing what the spammers will go through to defeat the spam filters and help you, um, enlarge your penis.

Hmm, that almost looks like a Woot.com description:
Viktor 375-B: Huh. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. I wonder if it’s too late to have mine remo- I mean, that’s subversive talk! Willingly disobeying an order of the state is a capital offense! I hereby arrest you in the name of the Directorate! Place your hands over your – (BLAM!)

on 2007-07-31 06:00 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] la-vie-cynique.livejournal.com
Colorblind to fantasy is a beautiful line. I heartily approve of it getting used.

on 2007-07-31 08:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] harena.livejournal.com
yeah, it's particularly ironic when W gets those what with his gender dysphoria & all.

we got one from "Bubba" the other day & we are highly amused. of course, i'm realizing now that you probly don't know the Story of Them (http://wiki.hypertwins.org/index.php/Staddon_vs._Griever), but really you don't want to know. rest assured it pretty much ruined several years of W's life & bank account...

. o O (din't stop me from posting this comment either. heh)

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