Quote of the day:

[sorcyress]

Aly: [walks in behind me to the computer.] So, how was your day?
Me: [because I like dicking with her] Sex.
[Long pause]
Aly: [walks back out to the doorway] Let's try that again. [walks back in] So, how was your day?

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[ksatyr.livejournal.com]

*snrks*

[zaphod-groupie.livejournal.com]

That would at least be better than how my best friends told me they finally did it ; D

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Well, I at least haven't been up to any sex (besides discussing Hamlets lack of it in English class)

...Dare I ask?

~Sor

[zaphod-groupie.livejournal.com]

Well, you're correct, Hamlet wasn't getting any, unless you listen to Kenneth Branagh, which I just might, because he is t3h s3x00r.

Anyway.

Let it be known that I have no objection to you, or any of my friends, engaging in whatever flavor of sex you're into, so long as you're responsible and safe about it. Sex not your thing? That's cool, too. Whatever works for you.

Anyway, I kinda got started on certain acitivites earlier in life than a lot of my friends, and thus was the one to get the phonecalls when they did, too. My personal favorite was my friend Brittany. I had just gotten home from going out with my friends Kari and Callie, and the following situation ensued.

Phone--ringring!!
Lauren--hello?
Bittany--I did it!!
L--I'm so proud of you!! Wait...you did what, precisely?
B--IT!! I did IT!! He just left a couple of hours ago!
L--Oh! Well...*looks at clock, realizes its 2 AM on may 6th, also realizes mother is sitting a few yards away, and thus sex must not be openly discussed* Happy Cinco de Mayo!! How were the celebrations? Wait, you did use a sombrero, right?!!

"celebrating cinco de mayo", "celebrating the glorious fifth", ect, are still our favorite euphimisms.

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

*SNRKS!*

Oh, that's *lovely*

And sex isn't really my thing --I'm too busy cuddling. *grin*.

engaging in whatever flavor of sex you're into, so long as you're responsible and safe about it.

Hey, it's my motto! Well...close. So that it harms none, do what you will.

~Sor

[blaisepascal]

So was the choice of phrase "I like dicking with her" intentional in this connotation, or was it just a random appropriate choice?

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Heh. More random then intentional --dicking with someone is just my way of saying "messing with their mind"

~Sor

[blaisepascal]

Oh, I'm familiar with that usage, but it's a lovely double-entendre anyway.

[harena.livejournal.com]

that's what little sisters are for, aren't they? ;)

[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

It *is!*

~Sor