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Many years ago, [personal profile] ancientsong and [profile] grimclown hosted a party that was an "amateur skills talent show". Everyone who attended was encouraged to stand up and show off one awesome skill they had...with the caveat that they had to be an amateur at it, it had to be something for which they'd never been paid.

Ever since, I've used that definition of professional. You are a professional at something when you have been paid to do it. And oh sure, that can be a bit of a stretch sometimes --I've been paid to help people move, but I wouldn't call me a professional mover for instance-- but in general, it makes a nice rule of thumb. A fun little parlour trick, to pull out and compare lists of things that one has done professionally versus not.

By this definition, I've been a professional at lots of things. For more than a decade, I've been getting paid to do babysitting and mother's helpering. In 2006, I spent a season working at the renfaire as a candlemaker, as a soapmaker, and as a busker. The summer of 2007, I got a job working at Target, making me a professional floor clerk/cashier (I upgraded to working at my thrift store for the two summers after that).

Between 2008 and 2010, I attended a handful of anime cons where I was paid to be a booth babe. Far more importantly, at those cons, I was given my first opportunity to sell earrings I had made, making me a professional jewelrymaker. After the thrift store folded, I spent more time babysitting, but also started picking up odd jobs, including a reoccuring gig as a housecleaner. For two years in a row, I was roped in by a local small press to help them get out their biggest yearly shipment of books --a professional at packaging and mailing books.

After I graduated college in 2011, I utterly failed to find myself something in my career field. So I applied to Dunk*n D*nuts instead, and became a professional member of food service. That went pretty well for all of six weeks, and then I got a new manager, and let's just say I'm astounded I lasted as long as I did. For a few months after, I supplemented my meager savings by taking surveys and participating in psychiatric studies.

The summer of 2012, my predilection for odd jobs exploded. I've done any number of things for money since-- packed houses, moved people, unpacked houses, organized bookshelves, weeded gardens, mowed lawns. Despite my claims, I never quite stooped to dancing on tables --or maybe it's just that no one offered me the job!

For more than a year, I've been working as a paid intern for a friend of mine who owns a small company. I've learned bits of graphic design and database software, prepped and mailed an astounding amount of product, helped make videos and promotional materials, and on one memorable occasion, was encouraged to toss a package out a window. That's right. I am a professional defenestrator.

The first time I was ever paid to do something by someone other than my parents (parents don't count, or I could add any amount of organization and leaf raking and professional tourism and putting together Dad's computer stuff to the list) was probably in 2001 or 2002. So in twelve or thirteen years, I've done a lot of different stuff for money.

I'm a professional at a lot of things.

And about ninety minutes ago, I received an itty bitty insignificant slip of paper, which I took, and put into my bank account.

As of today, I am a professional teacher.

~Sorcyress
MOOP!
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Gleep.

That's just all I have to say. Gleep. You lot are amazing. jere7my wrote most of this post, but I'll stick some editorial comments in the middle via italics

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jere7my here. I said the Katstarter / Kickstander / Katstander / Can'tstand'er (hey!) would end on Wednesday night, and here it is going on midnight, so I can happily announce the pledge total: $1035!1 This is well over thrice the initial goal I set out, so wow. Thank you all for your pledges; I think this has demonstrated that people are awesome, that Kat is awesome, that bikes are awesome, and that bike thieves can suck it.

Here's the full list of donors, grouped by contact method. The initial rules were that everyone's pledges would be reduced proportionally to sum to $300, which in theory means all the pledges should be multiplied by 300/1035, or 29%. A number of people objected, saying they wanted to donate their full pledge regardless, so in the tally I've listed both the reduced pledge and, in parentheses, the full amount. Which you pay is entirely up to you -- Kat will be delighted with the reduced amount, the original pledge, or anything in between. She has posted details on how to get the money to her -- I will not actually handle any of the money, unless we happen to bump into each other. Or presumably, unless you wish to stay anonymous to me.

If I missed anyone's pledge, or got anything wrong, please correct in the comments. Two of the anonymous donors (Anon 3 and Anon 4) are anonymous only because they contacted me privately and haven't gotten back to me on whether they wanted to be public; feel free to out yourselves if you like. Thank you all again -- I am pleased to have had my optimism about human nature affirmed. Y'all are ridiculous. AND THE BEST PEOPLE EVER!

List of donors and whatnot under the cut! YOU ALL WIN! )

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And that's all of jere7my's part, so back to me. SERIOUSLY THOUGH! You people! I could just...hug the fuck out of every single one of you (unless you're not into that) and man, you are all the best! Gah! Flail! THIS IS AMAZING!

It is way way way more rad to sniffle about the fact that I am loved and know amazing people than it is to sniffle about the fact that some douchecanoe stole my bike. May all of you have a hundred shiny ponies prance around you for the rest of days, or, you know, just lots of good luck or something.

<3

~Sor
MOOP!

1: Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, OHMYGOD! You people! Just! WHAT?! All the love!

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