First of all, send the campers in as cannon fodder. What's that, Problem Children? You don't want to do this? You never want to do anything! Get out there and defend your camp! (This should buy me a few more minutes.) Second, I could use hand-to-hand, but I think I'll save that for when things get really tough. Spend that time I gained to soup up Princess "Dawn of the Dead" (remake) style so I can mow those Marvin Farmers DOWN. A few of the other counselors would be riding along, using the weapons to take down any that we don't run over. If campers get in the way, their sacrifice will not be in vain. If any Nogoodniks remain, gather up the nerdstaff and have an epic lightsaber-esque battle in Unicorn Field. That's where the big stand-off would be, of course, and that's when my hand-to-hand combat might come into play. Afterwards, we have a ceremony (probably in campfire form, since this is froxxin' GS camp) to remember the fallen and celebrate our victory and reflect on what we've learned and probably have a sing-along (again, this is GS camp).
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on 2011-08-19 03:22 am (UTC)Second, I could use hand-to-hand, but I think I'll save that for when things get really tough. Spend that time I gained to soup up Princess "Dawn of the Dead" (remake) style so I can mow those Marvin Farmers DOWN. A few of the other counselors would be riding along, using the weapons to take down any that we don't run over. If campers get in the way, their sacrifice will not be in vain.
If any Nogoodniks remain, gather up the nerdstaff and have an epic lightsaber-esque battle in Unicorn Field. That's where the big stand-off would be, of course, and that's when my hand-to-hand combat might come into play.
Afterwards, we have a ceremony (probably in campfire form, since this is froxxin' GS camp) to remember the fallen and celebrate our victory and reflect on what we've learned and probably have a sing-along (again, this is GS camp).