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A/N: Harry Wilhelm is one of mek's characters. He's a reporter. Terrible things happen to him.

I decided to write a fanfic. YAY!

***

HARRY WAS HAVING THE BEST DAY EVER

HE WENT TO THE BAR

THERE WAS A CHICK WITH BLONDE HAIR AND A RED DRESS

HI
SAID HARRY

HI
SAID THE GIRL
CAN I BUY YOU ALL THE BOOZE?

YES!
SAID HARRY

THEN THEY HAD SEX!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

THIS IS A GOOD DAY
SAID HARRY!

THE END????????????????????




Did you like it? Did you did you did you?!

~Sor
MOOP!

ETA! THERE IS A SEQUEL!

***

HARRY HAD A GOBLET OF PONIES!

YAY
SAID HARRY

WOULD YOU LIKE ONE
HE ASKED SOR

YES!
SHE SAID

THEN SHE HAD A PONY!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!


BRIEFLY
UNTIL THEY ALL DIED OF TUBERCULOSIS

I TOLD YOU SO
SAID HOUSE

THE END

on 2010-11-22 05:59 pm (UTC)
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You are Marigold and I claim my five pounds.

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