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[sorcyress]

Wanna know my mom's favourite joke?

"Kat is sick as a dog! Get it? Because Kat, and dog! Ahahahaha!"

That's been drifting through my head all this morning since, starting at about five, I've been waking up roughly every hour in order to remove as much of the contents of my stomach as possible. Nevermind that at this point it's just water -and I hesitate to drink more since I suspect I'll just purge *that* as well.

I am in fucking hate with myself right now

don't worry -after about five hours of puking, I went to health services and they told me I probably had a stomach virus, and I came home and slept for about nine hours.

So yay. That is my day today. ferretpants gets super extra bonus points for making a good faraway mommy just now, and scolding me to drink some things and not get dehydrated and die. Andyeah.

~Sor
MOOP!

Comments

[meanfreepath.livejournal.com]

Sorry to hear you're ill -- feel better soon.

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

Eat a bunch of antacids when you drink the water.

It makes the puke burn your throat less on the way out.

//had food poisoning several times in college.

[harena.livejournal.com]

Which, hopefully, you have not done.

Because that would make me a Very Sad Ferretpants. *nods emphatically*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_meej_/]

Well, that explains why we didn't see you at SCD... :-( Feel better, Kat. Best wishes.

[sonsashi.livejournal.com]

Gatorade, bread, crackers, and bananas. Simple foods.

[bluecannery.livejournal.com]

Could be worse, at least! You could be incubating an alien!

Now that I've failed to make you feel better, I should at least say please don't die. That would be no fun.