On Manipulation

[sorcyress]

Man, me bitching about how much it sucks to be strangely attractive and win the hearts (or at least the pants) of all the boys¹ is probably not actually a very polite thing to bitch about.

I mean, I might still anyways, once I shore the entry up. Especially if I can get it back on topic. I am *terrible* at keeping essays on topic.

Semirelatedly, if you catch me playing Shitty Girl Games, you are more than welcome to call me out on them and laugh at me.

Differently semirelatedly, the idea of literally winning the pants of all the boys is honestly a pretty awesome concept.

Unrelatedly, I want to learn how to make origami newspaper hats. I don't really feel I can honestly claim to be able to do origami without being able to make A) newspaper hats and B) paper airplanes.

~Sor
MOOP!

1: All of them. Seriously, pretty much every boy² there ever was. As superpowers go...great power, great responsibility and all, but yeah, it kinda rocks.
2: Okay, not the ones that Veronica gets. Those are hers.

Comments

[stgreyhounds.livejournal.com]

I made a newspaper (well... scrap computer paper) hat for a fake sheep once. To this day I don't know why there's a fake sheep, but I looked at him, said, "He needs a hat," and proceeded to remedy the situation.

[thorog.livejournal.com]

Just don't win too hard, or you'll be covered in bees pants.

[miriampenguin.livejournal.com]

... I half-expected you to make a comment to the effect of making origami stuff out of boys' pants.

I haven't made a newspaper hat since elementary school, and my airplanes kinda suck (yet another sign that Aerospace Engineering wasn't right for me), yet I can make nifty boxes of varying sizes and shapes, as well as paper cranes, and do both of them quite well.

Speaking of folding nifty things, I saw a cool post on startrek that linked to this (http://thedesigninspiration.com/articles/won-park-the-master-of-origami-paper-folding/). It is a collection of awesomeness folded from a dollar bill.

[tirerim.livejournal.com]

Now I wonder if I actually still remember how to make a paper hat. I expect I could figure it out again if I've forgotten, though.

Also, my pants would be rather too long for you, I think (if we haven't established this already).

[harena.livejournal.com]

i wanted to describe how to make a hat but i realized it was beyond my ken. i can show you the next time we catch up with each other, though! ^_^

[siogai.livejournal.com]

Hats are about all I currently remember of Origami... I've been wanting to remember/do more of the rest.

Can do a warrior's hat, pointy hat, and turban...

Anyway... umm... I like my pants. =J

[l33tminion]

Differently semirelatedly, the idea of literally winning the pants of all the boys is honestly a pretty awesome concept.

For some reason, the mental image that comes to mind is you standing at the prow of a ship with giant sails made entirely of stitched-together pants.

[swingerzetta.livejournal.com]

I shall teach you to make newspaper hats! one day.